ass entertainer attacked by wild tiger (good)

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however it was created, tigers (the species) are not meant to do tricks a human tells it to and live in a cage.

i want aliens to abduct that entertainer, bring him back to their home and use him as nothing but a circus act. and when he's not on stage, they should keep him in a cage. maybe he'll become enraged and attack the alien like the tiger did to him. what an assole he is. as i said before, he should do his tricks without animals as props.
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Those white tigers get treated far better than a lot of animals -- especially ones used in circus acts. It is unfortunate that they are kept in a cage, but look at Zoos. What are you going to do, release every animal into the wild?

At least these animals get fed regularly and never have to face starvation, the elements, etc.

If aliens kidnap me and put me in a cage, I'll be cool with that. So long as they give me an internet connection, some beer and another "female animal" to mate with when I need to.
 
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I'm pretty sure most tigers are in Asia not Africa. I'm not 100% sure, but I don't think there are any tigers in Africa.
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Correct! Claim your prize from Aphie or GG.

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Correct! Claim your prize from Aphie or GG.

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Cool. Can I have Aphie's spot in the cage? :D

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give me an internet connection, some beer and another "female animal" to mate with when I need to.
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If aliens kidnap me and put me in a cage, I'll be cool with that. So long as they give me an internet connection, some beer and another "female animal" to mate with when I need to.
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You wouldn't be saying this if it ended up you had a 14.4 (or slower) modem and an old version of Netscape or no browser at all, some Angolan beer, and an ugly female older than your great grandmother. And how 'bout the size of the cage? No bed? Sleep on a dirt (or worse) floor?

Be more specific in what you wish for. Ever see "Bedazzled"? (not the shitty remake, the original with Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

Peace,
:)RS
 
I've seen the Seigfred and Roy show. He's not an ass entertainer. I think he genuinely cares about and likes animals and those white tigers recieve better treatment than 99% of all animals in existance anywhere.

At the mirage, there is an area where some white tigers roam around, just off from the casino floor. It is not a cage. It's a pretty big viewing area.

No attacks in 5,000 shows at the mirage says something about the treatment they give their animals.

I believe White tigers are virtually extinct from the wild in asia (I think the duo got their tigers from india).
 
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