As I ve told you children. Hedgies just a bunch of punks

[stock777]

all doing the same gay thing.

Now they pay. Or shall I say , their customers pay.

 

[Sponger]

Rooms of Quants with PHD's running endless models......

That and a $1 will get you a cup of coffee

 

[bontrjd]

Hedge Fund for sale on eBay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Real-Hedge-Fund...oryZ3148QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[Restricted]

hearing etrade freezing w/drawals. glad i have a gun.

 

[CalScholar]

Quote from Sponger:

Rooms of Quants with PHD's running endless models......

That and a $1 will get you a cup of coffee

Are coffee prices crashing too?

 

[Sponger]

Quote from CalScholar:

Are coffee prices crashing too?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was rich....no pun intended....bwahahahahaha!!!!!!

 

[Eliot Hosewater]

Quote from Sponger:

Rooms of Quants with PHD's running endless models......

That and a $1 will get you a cup of coffee

Business model for the 2000's:

1. Hire a bunch of PhDs, Nobel prize winners are especially good.

2. Start a hedge fund.

3. Get yourself leveraged so high that the Fed MUST bail you out to save the economy.

....

PROFIT!!!

 

[stock777]

Quote from Restricted:

hearing etrade freezing w/drawals. glad i have a gun.

wtf are you talking about

 

[johnstang]

Quote from stock777:

wtf are you talking about

Guns are commonly used to shoot people with. Hope this helps.