Army is still hiring(now up to age 42!)

Quote from peilthetraveler:

http://www.tampabay.com/news/military/article1102212.ece

So now all of you that are unemployed with only a high school education can get a job as long as you are 42 or younger. No excuses for not having a job now. The article says the average enlistee makes $43k per year if you include housing/subsistance alowance and tax advantages.

If Obama keeps running the country the way he is, we will all be soldiers.

Not so fast you still have to pass the physical, and since 99% of america is fat as fuck, people can just forget about signing up.
 
Quote from enkidu007:

Not so fast you still have to pass the physical, and since 99% of america is fat as fuck, people can just forget about signing up.

Not anymore, mah brotha!

http://www.slate.com/id/2189692

30% body fat for men and able to do 15 pushups in a minute which is nothing especially if they dont make you go down all the way.

Fat f*cks can now join!
 
Quote from peilthetraveler:

Not anymore, mah brotha!

http://www.slate.com/id/2189692

30% body fat for men and able to do 15 pushups in a minute which is nothing especially if they dont make you go down all the way.

Fat f*cks can now join!

Well, thank God for the Eagle, Globe and Anchor! No Marine Corps = we would already be speaking a foreign language, and bowing to some dictator turdhead! Ooh rah!!!!!!
 
Quote from LEAPup:

No Marine Corps = we would already be speaking a foreign language, and bowing to some dictator turdhead! Ooh rah!!!!!!

Umm...News flash....we are speaking a foreign language. Its called English and we are in America. We dont speak any Native American, therefore we speak a foreign language.

And arent we bowing to some dictator turdhead named Obama? I seem to see a good portion of Americans bowing to him like he is a god. (Funny enough, he bows to every leader he gets a chance to as if he is a peasant)
 
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