Of course women are better traders! Haven't you heard of uh, hmmm, can't think of one right now, but anyways, in today's society we need to encourage trading diversity and start handing out participation trophies to minority traders even if they lose money. Maybe we can enlist the Rainbow Coalition to demand more female traders in the hedge fund business! How about a commercial produced by the NASD where a white person, a female, an African-American, and an Asian person are happily chatting in front of a Level II screen and discussing the politically correct trade for the day?