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I have one: football is a smart game.
I would like to find someone to prove me wrong. Not even the (few) americans I talked to did. Keep the quarterback out of the discussion. He is the only one who uses the brain. Probably he is the only one who has some.
Keep the quarterback out of the discussion? Why? Because then
soccer would lose
really, really bad? Sure would Pele!
So what do soccer players really do? They kick the ball all around
and try to get it into a large net at the end of the field. They throw
a little onto the field (big deal) and hit the ball with their frickin' heads. Wow!
Now what do
Real football players do?
They (quarterback, sometimes a running back or receiver,ect) throw
the ball with
precision downfield for either a short distance,
a long distance, or sideways or hand off or lateral the ball or run
it themselves,ect...)
In soccer the equivilent would be "Should I kick the ball or try to
go around the nut in front of me".
In real football, you have quys who use their hands to also catch the ball.
In soccer it is a
crime to touch the ball with your hands! Oh no!
How complex are the penalties in soccer? Someone trips someone.
Now that is complex! Or they headbutt the guy in front of them
in their last match so they can look macho! Whoopee!
How acrobatic does a soccer player get? Well... they can jump up
and kick the ball while their legs are over their head. Wow! How
often does that happen in a match and they score? You tell me...
How acrobatic does a football player get? Well... a receiver can jump
up and catch the ball in midflight and touch back down in a very small
designated area for a score.
Football wins here!
How many brains does it take to run around and kick a ball? Hardly any.
How many brains does it take to learn and remember countless
offensive and defensive alignments and carry them out perfectly?
This comparison is a no-brainer!
How about learning and remembering rules of the game?
What is their in soccer, 3 rules? What a joke.
Soccer is like basketball except you are using your feet instead of
your hands to put a ball into a net. How simple.
And how many points do soccer players score? Hardly any. Boring!
How many soccer coaches does it take to teach someone to kick a ball?
How many football coaches does it take for a real "football" team?
And what do soccer fans do when they win or lose a big match?
They riot and kill themselves.
And how dangerous is soccer? They wear funny looking shorts!...
Football IS dangerous. That's why they wear pads and helmets.
Soccer is a simple game compared to football...
That is why soccer will never be big in America. It's too simple...
P.S. Answer to the OP question: No, hardly anyone is excited that
Beckham has come to the USA. He's a one trick pony who happens
to be the most over-rated player on the planet. And he's getting old!
He's definitely not the next Pele, that's for sure!...
