Are cemeteries a waste of space?

My Dad always bragged about his job, said he had 500 people under him, then he took me to work one day and I found out he was a caretaker at a cemetary.
 
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My Dad always bragged about his job, said he had 500 people under him, then he took me to work one day and I found out he was a caretaker at a cemetery.
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I thought about selling my body on ebay for like 1,000,000. Kind of like a futures contract...when I die, someone can take delivery of my body, or just re-sell it for a profit.

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I thought about selling my body on ebay for like 1,000,000. Kind of like a futures contract...when I die, someone can take delivery of my body, or just re-sell it for a profit.

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Sorry to bust your nuts bro, but are you worth $1.0M ALIVE???

Maybe you added an extra zero by mistake...or maybe two...or three :D
 
By the way Dax -

I have already expressed my wishes to be cremated to my wife on several occasions. I want you to know however, that it was not based on alleviating any traffic congestion for the many sons of bitches that are still around. :)

I'm also an organ donor and that would make for a pretty interesting wake if its done a la open casket. I hear the eyes are the first to go...creeeepy.
 
I think I heard that Dick Cheney is lobbying for the tomb of the unknown soldier to be moved to Dubai...

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Burials can be outsourced to Asia.
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