Quote from Covertibility:
a) More sellers than buyers
b) Mercury is in retrograde
c) Obama wants to add the "rule of thumb" to his list of fiscal cliff demands. The "rule of thumb" is an old English law that states that one could not beat their wife with anything wider than their thumb. Republicans, representing the wife beating South, are calling for secession if included. (Something to think about: It was a women who had invented the bulletproof vest.)
d) Someone on the planet has indeed licked their elbow, which previously was impossible.