>These are real notes written from parents in a Mississippi school
>district.
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>(Spellings have been left intact.)
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>My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
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>Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
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>Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan.
>28, 29, 30, 31, 32,
>and also 33
>
>Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating
>
>Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.
>Yesterday he fell out of a
>tree and misplaced his hip.
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>John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
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>Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
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>Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
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>Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side
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>Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
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>Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [Words were crossed out in the ( )'s}
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>Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
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>Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
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>Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
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>I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
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>Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday.
>We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
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>Sally won't be in school a weak from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
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>My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
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>Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
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>Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
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>Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
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>Please excuse Brenda, she has been sick and under the doctor.
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>Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever.
>There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night
>district.
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>
>(Spellings have been left intact.)
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>
>My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
>
>Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
>
>Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan.
>28, 29, 30, 31, 32,
>and also 33
>
>Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating
>
>Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.
>Yesterday he fell out of a
>tree and misplaced his hip.
>
>John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
>
>Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
>
>Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
>
>Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side
>
>Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
>
>Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [Words were crossed out in the ( )'s}
>
>Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
>
>Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
>
>Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
>
>I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
>
>Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday.
>We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
>
>Sally won't be in school a weak from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
>
>My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
>
>Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
>
>Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
>
>Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
>
>Please excuse Brenda, she has been sick and under the doctor.
>
>Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever.
>There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night
