Another MAGA terrorist, Texas serial bomber was a conservative

According to the NBA (National Bomb Association), The suspect was neither a member of their organization or had ever registered any of his bombs.

“We send our sympathys to the victims of the attacks and are glad this maniac in out of the bombing business”, a spokesman said.

In other news, Trump issued a statement that should serve a a stern warning to would be bombers: “We need to get tough on bombers before bombers get tough on us”.

There were reports of skyrocketing sales at bomb parts suppliers from around the country over fears of increased bomb regulation.

Meanwhile in Texas, the Governor said that “out of an abundence of caution”, he was ordering bomb squad training for teachers.

The leader of the Left-leaning organization, LAB (Leftist Against Bombings) said they were going to organize a protest involving prominent Hollywood actors. “We need to get the message across that it’s not ok to blow people up”, he said. When asked about the history of certain Leftist organizations using bombs, he said that he has no say in what other organizations have done in the past.

BLM (Bombers Lives Matter) Spokeswomen said that “Bombers are products of society and we need to provide support in order to help them get over their feeling of helplessness”.

Sarcasm and “creativity” alert: This is a sarcastic post and anything that is actually factual therein is merely coincidental.
 
maximumpossiblesuffering said:
According to the NBA (National Bomb Association), The suspect was neither a member of their organization or had ever registered any of his bombs.

“We send our sympathys to the victims of the attacks and are glad this maniac in out of the bombing business”, a spokesman said.

In other news, Trump issued a statement that should serve a a stern warning to would be bombers: “We need to get tough on bombers before bombers get tough on us”.

There were reports of skyrocketing sales at bomb parts suppliers from around the country over fears of increased bomb regulation.

Meanwhile in Texas, the Governor said that “out of an abundence of caution”, he was ordering bomb squad training for teachers.

The leader of the Left-leaning organization, LAB (Leftist Against Bombings) said they were going to organize a protest involving prominent Hollywood actors. “We need to get the message across that it’s not ok to blow people up”, he said. When asked about the history of certain Leftist organizations using bombs, he said that he has no say in what other organizations have done in the past.

BLM (Bombers Lives Matter) Spokeswomen said that “Bombers are products of society and we need to provide support in order to help them get over their feeling of helplessness”.

Sarcasm and “creativity” alert: This is a sarcastic post and anything that is actually factual therein is merely coincidental.
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If everyone carried a bomb with them people would be afraid to bomb other people because there would always be someone around who could bomb them back. What we really need now for self protection are semiautomatic bombs. That's so in an emergency all you have to do is squeeze them and they go off. or if there is another bomb blast anywhere near, they will automatically go off in response. That's by far the best way to bring sanity to bomb violence. Remember, when bombs are banned, only bombers will have bombs. Bombs don't kill people, people kill people.
 
piezoe said:
If everyone carried a bomb with them people would be afraid to bomb other people because there would always be someone around who could bomb them back. What we really need now for self protection are semiautomatic bombs. That's so in an emergency all you have to do is squeeze them and they go off. or if there is another bomb blast anywhere near, they will automatically go off in response. That's by far the best way to bring sanity to bomb violence. Remember, when bombs are banned, only bombers will have bombs. Bombs don't kill people, people kill people.
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You joke however arms in the context of the 2nd amendment, the time it was written and today is the same.

1755 Dr. Johnson’s Dictionary was published It defined “arms” as “weapons of offence, or armour of defence.”

Hence nuclear arms. etc. So bombs and nuclear devices even are as valid as guns under the 2nd.
 
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