Another Jack Hershey success story

You know that doll they post 18 times a day? Well guess who gave them the idea??

None other than Trader666...

They snapped this shot through a window on the 19th floor of the database. Apparently he was confused whether he was going to post more links about Jack or search the database for new material.
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LOL!!
 
Stages of a Hershey Trader

Swordsman (R. Raskolnikov)
is a great example of the stages a Hershey trader goes through while studying Jack's "teachings."


Stage 1 -- Eagerness and Ingratiation

licking my chops as i only get better yes, agree jack and spyder are great, jack is a little tough to follow but his teachings, once untangled, are very helpful!
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1563544&#post1563544

Stage 2 -- Delusion and Defensiveness

Im sure you probably didnt know this but actually on the very first page of the "Spydertraders Jack Hersheys Futures" thread there are links to many pieces of info for people to do their due dilligence first, ranging from the terminology to concepts to just basic background info. Anyone who read that stuff and continued on would never been seen as following a guru blindly. And it cleary states that one should read all the associated links before moving on.
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1862711&#post1862711

Stage 3 -- Denial

I've repeatedly told you I don't trade SCT only that I asked some questions over a year and a half ago
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2082939&#post2082939

Stage 4 -- Acceptance

Not once have I ever spoken to Jack Hershey and for all I know he's a shitty trader like you all say.
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1753104&#post1753104
 
Testimonials from others:

Quote from atticus:

Jack, wtf are you posting IRS form-instructions on this thread? You do realize you've gone absolutely, stark-raving nutso, right? Waaaay past eccentric, full-on schizo.
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2416646&highlight=jack#post2416646
Quote from gucci:

I have accrued monster losses today. The only thing, I still can not understand is , why Jack spends a lot of time reconvincing a bunch of people, who do not give a shit about his system, but at the same is unable to find a minute for the people struggling in this thread. I guess I'm done with this thread. I wish all of you a lot of success, guys... I quit...
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=113310&perpage=6&pagenumber=2009
Quote from lindq:

Jack, I personally have no problem having read your ridiculous posts for these past few years.

But I have a huge problem with you laying your crap on a student who is sincerely looking for some guidance.

Honestly, this is what I would expect from an asshole.

You're old enough to know better.
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=163744&perpage=6&pagenumber=3
Quote from jbt:

Jack thank you for your wisdom but please use it on another thread. I already asked you to get off here. It's like listening to rantings of a raving lunatic that sits on a Broadway bench in front of my building.

For the record the intern shorted the pound at 2.0012 and soon thereafter it was trading 1.9925.

Again, this is a REAL world trading thread, not some useless magical mumbo jumbo that you sputter. So as Jack Nicholson once "Sell crazy somewhere else. lady"

God you are an annoying bore.
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1608274&highlight=annoying+bore#post1608274
 
My advice to all koolaid drinkers is to play the Jack Hershey theme song repeatedly while looking to this image of Jack for the answers. :p

<img src=http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=2441663>

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Don't forget to stop in the gift shop on your way out and buy the limited edition Jack Hershey paper trading doll to commemorate his stellar 24% loss in a trading contest in 2002 that he didn't have the integrity to finish.. limit one per customer

<img src=http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=2428031>


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Feel better soon, cupcake.




Quote from jack hershey:

Will you ever figure out how to not have it in your punch bowl?

All you have in your punch bowl is kool aid Jack :p

Why don't you take Tara's trading challenge?

Because you know you will get slaughtered

Slaughtered like every other time you've tried to trade in realtime

Hell you even came DEAD LAST in a trading contest in 2002 without any real money on the line and left early before your -24% snowballed

You have zero integrity and zero credibility..

You are an old fraud and the size of your ego is only matched by your lack of talent and accomplishment in life



Stages of a Hershey Trader

Swordsman (R. Raskolnikov)
is a great example of the stages a Hershey trader goes through while studying Jack's "teachings."


Stage 1 -- Eagerness and Ingratiation

licking my chops as i only get better yes, agree jack and spyder are great, jack is a little tough to follow but his teachings, once untangled, are very helpful!
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1563544&#post1563544

Stage 2 -- Delusion and Defensiveness

Im sure you probably didnt know this but actually on the very first page of the "Spydertraders Jack Hersheys Futures" thread there are links to many pieces of info for people to do their due dilligence first, ranging from the terminology to concepts to just basic background info. Anyone who read that stuff and continued on would never been seen as following a guru blindly. And it cleary states that one should read all the associated links before moving on.
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1862711&#post1862711

Stage 3 -- Denial

I've repeatedly told you I don't trade SCT only that I asked some questions over a year and a half ago
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2082939&#post2082939

Stage 4 -- Acceptance

Not once have I ever spoken to Jack Hershey and for all I know he's a shitty trader like you all say.
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1753104&#post1753104


Quote from gucci:

I have accrued monster losses today. The only thing, I still can not understand is , why Jack spends a lot of time reconvincing a bunch of people, who do not give a shit about his system, but at the same is unable to find a minute for the people struggling in this thread. I guess I'm done with this thread. I quit...

http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=113310&perpage=6&pagenumber=2009
 
We love sucking the usual suspects into these threads.. the poor ex Hershey clowns can't help themselves

We own and control them :p
 
Quote from Amangod:

We love sucking the usual suspects into these threads.. the poor ex Hershey clowns can't help themselves

We own and control them :p

The only thing you own is a laptop. But control? I think before you worry about controlling others try and think of ways to control yourself!!
 
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