Annual PnL statement 2017 - Winner will be awarded a prize!

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I am sorry but a 25 year old is a full grown adult not a kid. I consider a young person to be between 18-30. Or 18-35 at the max.
Anyway please takethis conversation to another thread. Thank you.

Oh rin4et, you still have so much to learn. :-|


It Won't Be Long. (for traders.)



I will be long yeh, yeh, yeh,

I will be long yeh, yeh, yeh,

I will be long yeh, 'till I am short to you.



Every trade when everybody makes mon',

Here am I sitting on my longs.



I will be long yeh, yeh, yeh,

I will be long yeh, yeh, yeh,

I will be long yeh, 'till I am short to you.



Since you shorted me, I'm so alone,

Now you're longing, you're longing for home...

I'll be short like I know I should,

You're going long, you're coming home!



Every day, the markets come down from their highs...

Every day, my trades have caused me to cry!



I will be long yeh, yeh, yeh,

I will be long yeh, yeh, yeh,

I will be long yeh, 'till I am short to you!



Since you shorted me, I'm so alone,

Now you're long, you're long for our home.

I'll be short like I know I should...

You're going long, you long for home!



Every day we'll be trading I know...

Now I know that you won't short me no more.



You will be long yeh, yeh, yeh

You will be long yeh, yeh, yeh

You will be long yeh,



YEAHHHHHHH!



...since I am shorting you!
 
I know we are not at the end of the year yet but with the holiday season coming up I thought I will post this early.
Note: Please do not post on this thread unless you are attaching some kind of proof. I understand it can be photoshopped but something is better than nothing.
Also please do not post any comments. This thread is only for profitable day traders who are willing to post some proof. I will prefer the proof to be monthly account statements in pdf format.
Additionally please answer the following questions :
1) What has been your total annual profit for 2017? Please post in dollar amount USD.
2) Are you a day trader or swing trader. Do you hold positions overnight? What % of your profits is from day trading?
3) What instruments do you trade?
4) What is your average position size? Please post in dollar amount and not number of shares. Because those shares could be $1 or $200 each.
5) Finally please post a sceenshot of your monthly account statements for this year. I would prefer in pdf format you can hide your account details.
I will personally award a Grand Cash Prize to the biggest winner! Ofcourse I will ask for some kind of undeniable proof from the winner.
I see a lot of talk on this forum but with no proof. Profitable day traders here is your chance to shine! Especially those who have been doing this for years here is your chance to stand out from the "whole lot of theory with no results" crowd!
Happy Thanksgiving to all of ET!
Proof is only derived from live calls.
 
Guys, I wasn't going to mention this but being this is such a community driven thread with open posting...I've been having this burning sensation when I pee, any ideas?

Stop eating lemon-laced asparagus. It is the holiday now. Time to shift to lemon-laced eggnog.
 
Guys, I wasn't going to mention this but being this is such a community driven thread with open posting...I've been having this burning sensation when I pee, any ideas?

On a scale of slight tingling to being on the sun's surface... where does this sit?
 
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