Anna Nichole Smith Dead

the old adage is, tragedy plus three days is comedy.

ET is so advanced, so far ahead of the population, it's Tragedy plus a warm body is comedy.

The people this country idolizes truly amazes me. There is some oriental kid in a public high school someplace, who has a pocket protector, leaky pens, and an IQ of 185. He is currently working on putting a supercomputer on the head of a pin, but four jocks with the combined attention span of roadkill have him by the ankles over a stairwell shaking out his lunchmoney.

How many times do you see science breakkthoughs on the news. It's always, "Linsay Lohen fucks up again". Oh well.

No more will you hear a man utter "Hey, look at those two", and it's Anna Nicole walking down the street.
 
Ya gotta feel sorry for the little girl, Dannielynn. They might as well go ahead and put her in therapy now, maybe enter her in a drug and alcohol facility, get a head start on all that...

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Ya gotta feel sorry for the little girl, Dannielynn. They might as well go ahead and put her in therapy now, maybe enter her in a drug and alcohol facility, get a head start on all that...

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You know what, as bad as losing mother so early, in a way I think she lucked out. I mean her mother was a mess. There is a positive in it.
 
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Jeez, that is bizarre. First her son collapses, now her. Wow.

It's the only thing on the major cable news stations. Hell, President Ford didn't get this much coverage when he died. What an odd world in which we live (and die).

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People have a habit of dying mysteriously when the shady lawyer she married is around.

Lest you forget, the little girl is possibly worth Billions now that the son of Howard Marshall ( the old dumb horny fuck ) is dead. I wouldn't be suprised if a few of the individuals mysteriously dropped off the paternity list.
 
You know Playboy is going to milk every penny out of this they can. I guarantee she'll be on the cover in a month or two and there will be a tribute (complete w/pictorial, of course).

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Ewwww, no way hcour!

Of course, your right, i just hope your not.

Yep, "squeeze" every penny, "milk" it for all its worth, possibly even without any suggestive phraseology.

It just sucks, (d'oh, that was in really bad taste) its not well enough to leave a tragedy alone,
(they should have a 'pair' for company-d'oh)
there will be lawyer's all over this like flies on a corpse.

All over it, like a cheap suit.
 
acronym, if there isn't an hour-long special on the PB channel w/in the next couple of months (which will include heartfelt, fond memories by the dirty-old-man himself), as well as a "Best of" compilation DVD of that special, I will pay for your 2007 subscription to ET. ;)

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