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"Mann Coulter reveals cloak and dagger plot to undermine democrats, independants/not quite right-enough republican candidates at drug fuelled underground republican rave party.
Coulter allegedly spilled the beans after being provoked by the presence of a mildly centrist young republican, launching into an apoplectic, foamy mouthed hissy fit, declaring she had the dirt, and 'wasnt afraid to use it' to a shocked and appalled, but generally happy crowd of ultra conservative eccyheads.
'Hidden a-gender bender', says source."