Oh, Vikana, everybody here isn't nice like you. There is a foul underclass abroad in the land of white trash who talk and think (and trade) like they post. And who see Yankee Wall Street faux gentility as a cover for deeds so dastardly they'd make an incestuous Appalachian uncle blanch. Think of us as Darvas without couth. Think Snopes with an IB account. And a split screen showing E-Signal on one side and porn on the other. When I am unemployed and can trade, I make a little money off of carpetbagger market makers' manipulations. I have a whole set of tools to detect what I shall politely refer to as "screwings". Market manipulations are so egregious that only the nastiest of real-life analogies are appropriate. The miscreant misbehaviors you read about in the WSJ that transpired over many months steal only a tiny fraction of what is stolen from the market-ordering public on a scale of minutes every day.