'An American Hedge Fund' Reviewed on DJ Newswire

Quote from damnit:

Our hedge fund hot shot Timmay was seen at a gay bar last night trying to recruit new investors. This man has no shame and will do anything to get book sales.

Which gay bar did you see him at?
 
Quote from quantsteve:

hhmm...OK..OK..well seems like we will need to send our ET undercover cop: Gay Leprechaun (former Sykes side-kick) to investigate in an undercover sting operation:

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I never tire of the gay leprechaun jokes. :D
 
Quote from quantsteve:

hhmm...OK..OK..well seems like we will need to send our ET undercover cop: Gay Leprechaun (former Sykes side-kick) to investigate in an undercover sting operation:

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Well, ...this is serious business you ET traders , be off with you now, let Mr. Leprechaun go on with his serious business..

...got a crime to solve, and all that...

...go, go , show is over....job to do...
 
Quote from TimothySykes:

Not everyone knows about this book, I'm self-publishing so I need all the exposure I can get.

There is not a single member of Elite who does not know you have written a book. There's 10+ threads about it.

If 'not everybody knows', it's because you spend all your time spamming the same friggin site. Go spam another one and spread the word, but leave us alone.

For the record. I get it, I know you have written a book, and I don't fu**ing care. Wouldn't read it if I had a free copy.

I like trading stories that inspire me, like the one's in Market Wizards. Where the person struggles in the beginning then figures things out and makes a killing. Not one where someone makes a killing during a time when a monkey could have made money going long SEEK, PETS, INKT, ATHM or any other garbage. Then struggles and loses a ton of his own money along with OPM.

You'd be better off and get more sales. If you adopted a promotion plan of telling 10 different people 1 time. As opposed to telling 1 person 10 times because I have read/been told more than 10 times and like i said, I still don't fu**ing care.
 
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Ok..OK..

Special agent Mr. Leprechaun says he needs a complete list of all patrons of said "alternative choice/politically correct" bar who chose to allow certain "special sykes favors" to be performed in return for book purchase.





...work to do.. move on , move on...
..yes ..yes ..that will do..move on along with ya.....move on...no more pictures..
 
Quote from TimothySykes:

Actually it's worthy of an announcement because I'm a sponsor and this is a big time review, worthy of Wall St. News because it's on the DJ Newswire.

That is pretty good review. Way to go Timothy.

As for all the $25k account pikers on the bickering thread- go buy the book- it's the closest you will ever get to real money..
 
Quote from ess1096:

I find my self visiting ET less and less because of shameless guys like you and the retard "stocktrader". YOUR SHIT IS GETTING OLD QUICKLY!

You are a pathetic, shameless narcissist and I will never read your self loving book. Oh yeah, you are a "chosen one" so you must be better than all of us.

I can only hope that WSW cuts your "character" out of the next season. You can't even see that the only reason you are in that show is because you are the character that everyone loves to HATE. People only tune in to see how much of an ass you'll make of yourself. Every reality show always has one pathetic loser character to keep it interesting, and you are it.

Now go and have my post deleted you COWARD.
And while you are doing that, go get your fuckin shinebox!

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hhmm....OK..OK..give us some room here everybody..move along..


Mr. es1096,
special agent Leprechaun needs a few minutes to ask about certain "sykes favors" which could be interpreted by the FOX network crowd as "against nature"..


everyone else ..move along with ya..
 
LMAO, only five pages and this thing is totally out of control.

It really makes me wonder why Tim even bothers to post these thing anymore, it's like begging for more abuse.

Good trading,

JJ
 
Quote from JimmyJam:

LMAO, only five pages and this thing is totally out of control.

It really makes me wonder why Tim even bothers to post these thing anymore, it's like begging for more abuse.

Good trading,

JJ

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Ok..OK.. that will do Mr JimmyJam..(..have fun mocking our pursuit of justice...)


Special agent Leprechaun has some very special questions about certain "favors" dispensed in your general direction by one Mr. Sykes..( could be interpreted by certain sects as: "two against nature"...)


...Karma Police arrest this man...
 
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