Amazon rumor sends Bitcoin surging to record highs

Hearing the next big faux currency will be the toenail shavings of the President.

Funny you say that because I always thought a great analogy to bitcoin is my poop. There is a limited supply that will sadly end one day. Also as I get older I poop less. There are all kind of usability possibilities. But there is competition, since other people poop too. There are new poops coming into this market every day. Some of them might be even bigger and smellier than mine.

But of course, my poop is UNIQUE.... So invest in MY poop and forget about the alt-poopers!
 
Funny you say that because I always thought a great analogy to bitcoin is my poop. There is a limited supply that will sadly end one day. Also as I get older I poop less. There are all kind of usability possibilities. But there is competition, since other people poop too. There are new poops coming into this market every day. Some of them might be even bigger and smellier than mine.

But of course, my poop is UNIQUE.... So invest in MY poop and forget about the alt-poopers!

How can the rest of us get in on the action?? :confused:
 
Funny you say that because I always thought a great analogy to bitcoin is my poop. There is a limited supply that will sadly end one day. Also as I get older I poop less. There are all kind of usability possibilities. But there is competition, since other people poop too. There are new poops coming into this market every day. Some of them might be even bigger and smellier than mine.

But of course, my poop is UNIQUE.... So invest in MY poop and forget about the alt-poopers!

Does your poop produce enough methane? Do you have high-quality poops? We must assure we have efficient reclamation of your gas for this to be viable. Comply.
 
If Amazon accepted Bitcoin why would that matter....99% of Amazon members don't even know what Bitcoin is ......

It would matter because now you could buy essentials with your tax free gains, attracting anyone that hates paying taxes.

PS: I'm in no way advocating not paying taxes ;)
 
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