Amazon "Jeff" Prime

[Visaria]

So who is the richest dude in the world then?

 

[Overnight]

So who is the richest dude in the world then?

YOU are the richest person in your world. Think about it.

 

[Cuddles]

Throw back Monday. I sense a bit of Asperger's in those eyes.

 

[Pekelo]

Relevant article:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/12/technology/jeff-bezos-amazon.html

 

[Frederick Foresight]

Relevant article:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/12/technology/jeff-bezos-amazon.html

Priceless:

...By late 2015, a few months after Mr. Trump announced his campaign for president, he started his Twitter broadsides against Mr. Bezos, which often coincided with critical coverage of the candidate in The Washington Post.

“The @washingtonpost loses money (a deduction) and gives owner @JeffBezos power to screw public on low taxation of @Amazon!” he tweeted in December that year. “Big tax shelter.”

Mr. Bezos responded by offering to launch the future president of the United States into space on a Blue Origin rocket.

 

[ElCubano]

He has unrealized profit of being the richest... that is not the same. When he sells all his shares at current asking price, THEN he will be richest person in the world. I could easily be the richest person in the world on my paper account. Does not make it so unless it is live. It sux being him in a way, because he has all that wealth locked up in the shares. If he wants to sell ALL of his holdings, other investors will see that and think he is dumping the stock on some insider news. That would cause others to want to sell based on speculation, which further sinks the stock price, which pisses off stockholders, which causes analysts to downgrade stock, which leads to further sell-offs.

So now the share price is plummeting just because he wants to cash out.

When he finally dumps all of his shares, he won't be the richest man on paper anymore, but will surely have a ton of cash to play with.

I wonder if he still has to pay the $100 per year or whatever it is for Prime?

If he sees a penny in the street does he pick it up, or does he use rolls of $100 bills for kindling?

These guys are so over the top, as are the reporters of these stories.

He can collar. Either way that mo fo is rich. But is he successful? depends who you ask.

 

[Pekelo]

You don't fuck with the Jeff, because Jeff can fuck you back real good:


Mind you the top blackmailer has a court order/deal that he can't break the law for 3 years or else, the SDNY will bring shit rain on him. And his name is Pecker...

 

[ElCubano]

That Cuban is going to bring down the 150 billion dollar hammer.