Amazon "Jeff" Prime

Hopefully Tim McNair also paid attention to the work of Santa Cruz, Taylor, Collings and other guitar makers as Martin itself has gotten a bit flabby from time to time over the decades.
 
Well you know with unlimited wealth... there's really no excuse. It would be so cool to hire some vegan chef to cook for you every day. I would. I mean there are beast recipes out there. The problem is, its hard to eat healthy even if you buy all the right ingredients.... if you're not one that likes to spend time in the kitchen you're screwed unless you have a chef. Even Blue Apron... you gotta prepare that stuff. Its not laziness, its just who wants to spend 10% of their awake time chopping stuff up and using 20 different bowls like some bird on the Food Channel 3X/day. I wish there was a solution.
You can outsource your meals.
 
Awesome! Given the amount of responsibility he has, if anybody has an excuse to be stressed out and let himself go physically, it would be Bezos. But he's obviously chosen to go down a healthier path.

Poor folk have an excuse..a higher protein foods and vegetables are considerably more expensive than eating fast food and cheap carbs. Also poorer folks have less time for physical exercise. Wealthy folk really have no excuse.
 
Jeff might want to follow Elon's hairline. With deep pockets, there is no bald head:

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Jeff might want to follow Elon's hairline. With deep pockets, there is no bald head:

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He can't. Jeff doesn't have enough donor hair for a comparable transplant. But scientists around the globe are at work trying to get around that problem from a number of different angles. Perhaps not so surprisingly, "supplements" don't cut it. :p
 
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Jeff might want to follow Elon's hairline. With deep pockets, there is no bald head:

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Two words: Propecia and Rogaine. -- they work, o_O

I've been on both, and I have a full head of hair...quite a testament, considering my dad got bald early,

The only downside...is your dick basically stops working, or is half the man it use to be,
(weak boner power/sexual drive/semen count is a common side effect with alot of pills and medications out there)
 
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