yea bro, me right now, how much?I also wonder if there are services that do this, like some answering services that use human to take the calls.
I wrote a Python script to issue a high/low tone if a US equity in the SnP 500 went +/-x% (say +/-5%) from the previous day's close. I'd have my headphones on while working and would be notified of spikes and plunges.
I could hack you a little something and hook it up to futures data if u want.
Connecting it to a voice would be doable but more work.