What Bill OâReilly Told Jay Leno
By Amy Ridenour
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Bill OâReilly went on Jay Lenoâs show Friday night and confessed to being extremely confused. About global warming.
OâReilly knows what heâs talking about. He is very confused.
OâReilly believes global temperatures can be predicted by the number of days hockey can be played outdoors on Long Island. The global warming theory is proved by polar bears floating down the Mississippi. Global warming is caused by human-created smog, yet OâReilly doesnât know if people cause global warming or if âthe Deity is mad at us.â
OâReilly supports Al Goreâs global warming work (âRight on, Al Gore!â) and is enthusiastic about the use of private airplanes (âthe only way to goâ).
Itâs enough to make you wonder if a bottle-blonde airhead has taken over OâReillyâs body.
Take his exchange with Leno:
OâReilly: Al Goreâs running around the world in a private jet⦠but thatâs all rightâ¦
Leno: â¦but thatâsâ¦
OâReilly: â¦thatâs all right, thatâs the only way to go⦠you been in an airport lately?
Leno: What would the critics say? Take a sailboat?
OâReilly: Yeah, you got to get there. I think Al Gore is doing a good thing. The planet is dirty. Letâs clean it up. I donât know how this got to be a partisan issue. Who doesnât want a cleaner planet?
Leno: Sometimes Iâll listen to the different radio shows, and Iâll hear a lot of the conservative guys vehemently against global warming. I mean, to me, letâs say youâre against global warming⦠why not be self-sufficient so you can screw the electric companyâ¦?
OâReilly: Yeah, or the gas and oil companies⦠I think the anger against Al Gore is that he blames America for a lot of it when China and India are the real big coming polluters. Doesnât mention thatâ¦
The right says oh, no, there isnât global warming, and meanwhile thereâs a polar bear floating down the Mississippi River. Câmon. I used to play ice hockey for two years in Long Island where I grew up, sorry, two months during the winter. You are lucky if you get two days now. Youâre lucky if you get two days! So there is global warming. The temperature says it. Though whether it is man-made or the Deity, we donât know. So letâs get a cleaner planet. Letâs all get together and clean it up. Câmon! So right on Al Gore!
OâReilly doesnât quite catch the nuances of the global warming debate.
Counting the number of days Long Island ponds freeze wonât reveal global temperature trends. If OâReillyâs right and there were more frozen-pond days in Long Island in 1966 than in 2006, it doesnât prove the global warming theory any more than New Yorkâs largest-ever snowfall occurring in 2006 proves global cooling.
Three words: natural temperature variation.
By the way, Long Islandâs average temperature remains just 28.6 degrees for January and 29.8 for February, so OâReilly can continue his ice hockey dreams.
Not so much his bear fantasies. Polar bears have not been floating down the Mississippi. Furthermore, should the Mississippi River develop arctic temperatures, the culprit probably wouldnât be global warming.
And Al Goreâs focus isnât smog. Itâs carbon dioxide. Reducing carbon dioxide emissions by governmental edict wonât make the planet âcleaner,â as OâReilly apparently believes, but it would make daily living more expensive -- disproportionately so for lower income people. That would be the folks who donât ride with Bill on private planes.
OâReillyâs wrong, moreover, that climate optimists (what some call âskepticsâ) are primarily upset at Gore for largely giving China a pass as the worldâs largest carbon dioxide producer. Gore critics have a much bigger beef: They believe Goreâs restrictions on the economy in the name of the environment -- Gorenomics -- would noticably hurt, and for scant reason. If every nation ratified the Kyoto Treaty and broke precedent by fulfilling treaty obligations, the impact on climate would be negligible. Even Kyoto supporters acknowledge this.
Those who see in Gorenomics a world of pain for energy-starved underdeveloped countries and the poor and middle class everywhere have legitimate concerns -- concerns that donât go away just because Al Gore wins awards. What Al Gore and his supporters want to do to our economy is a very big deal indeed.
Energy, after all, is one of the means of production, and Al Gore wants the government to control it. (Does this remind anyone of anything?)
Climate optimists donât oppose voluntary conservation, turning off light bulbs or riding bicycles. What we do oppose is spending hundreds of billions, even trillions, for a prescription that wonât work to fix a problem that may not exist.
Private planes may be âthe only way to goâ for OâReilly, Leno and Gore. But millions of other Americans canât be sanguine about the price increases and job losses that Gorenomics would cause. Kyoto-like policies that, the Clinton-Gore Administration itself estimated in 1998, would raise electricity bills 86%, the price of heating oil by 76%, and gasoline prices by 66 cents a gallon, while reducing our economic growth rate by 1.2% and putting about a million people out of work.
So when Al Goreâs critics donât rush to embrace his prescriptions, Bill, itâs not because we have anything against a clean planet.
Weâre just looking out for the folks.
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Note: Bolded sentence for the benefit of acronym and his deep concern for the plight of the polar bears. See, Ac, even a moonbat-proclaimed rightwing nut like O'Reilly agrees with you about dem bears!
