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You: I lack confidence
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE CONFIDENCE
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You: lack of trust
Eliza: COMPUTER DEMONSTRATIONS OFTEN GO WRONG
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You: What can I do ?
Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
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You: Because people are not machines !
Eliza: HOW CAN SCHOOLS IMPROVE ATTITUDES TO COMPUTERS?
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You: Eliza you're not so stupid !
Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS SO STUPID !
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You: dumb
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
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You: what short means ?
Eliza: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ?
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You: Because I'm not american !
Eliza: IS YOU REALLY AMERICAN ! ?
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You: Your answer is stupid !
Eliza: WHAT IF MY ANSWER WERE NOT REALLY STUPID !
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You: You would be intelligent !
Eliza: WOULD I REALLY BE INTELLIGENT !
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You: Yes
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
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You: Are you a psychologist ?
Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM A PSYCHOLOGIST ? BUT NOT ALWAYS
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http://www.cs.bham.ac.uk/research/poplog/eliza/eliza.php
You: I lack confidence
Eliza: CAN YOU DEFINE CONFIDENCE
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You: lack of trust
Eliza: COMPUTER DEMONSTRATIONS OFTEN GO WRONG
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You: What can I do ?
Eliza: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TALK ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES?
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You: Because people are not machines !
Eliza: HOW CAN SCHOOLS IMPROVE ATTITUDES TO COMPUTERS?
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You: Eliza you're not so stupid !
Eliza: WHAT, THEN, IS SO STUPID !
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You: dumb
Eliza: YOU ARE BEING SOMEWHAT SHORT WITH ME
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You: what short means ?
Eliza: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ?
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You: Because I'm not american !
Eliza: IS YOU REALLY AMERICAN ! ?
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You: Your answer is stupid !
Eliza: WHAT IF MY ANSWER WERE NOT REALLY STUPID !
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You: You would be intelligent !
Eliza: WOULD I REALLY BE INTELLIGENT !
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You: Yes
Eliza: ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEONE WILL LAUGH IF YOU SPEAK OUT?
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You: Are you a psychologist ?
Eliza: SOMETIMES I AM A PSYCHOLOGIST ? BUT NOT ALWAYS
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