After November 2010, trading of futures, stocks and FX will no longer be viable :(

Compulsive · Apr 17, 2009

Tide31 · Apr 17, 2009

It's OK, I spoke to Travolta and Xenu is sending a fleet of DC-8's with billions of Titans to counteract the threat. Just stay away from your nearest volcano.

nutmeg · Apr 17, 2009

2011 - Due to the radioactive showers in Northern Hemisphere - no animals or plants will be left.
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Word on the street, Lehman was going to toss uranium "yellow cakes" out the window in nyc, as you can see we nipped that baby in the bud.

ByLoSellHi · Apr 17, 2009

Move this crap to chit chat.

Aboveyou · Apr 17, 2009

Quote from athlonmank8:

fuck that shit....I need to know what GE's gonna do tomorrow.

(Should be a layup for ya)

if I were you I would buy some canned food, if you can afford it being a ET trader and all

GCSICLRBC · Apr 17, 2009

AboveYou,

Many of us sophisticated traders are aware of machinations to introduce one world government.

Your post is quite asinine but I am slightly curious.

WHAT IS YOUR SOURCE? Nostradomus? Stock_Trad3R?

PM ME. I'm actually curious. If nothing else I could use a good laugh!

CasperCRF · Apr 17, 2009

Pfft, once a trader, always a trader. Doesn't matter the market.

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Mvic · Apr 17, 2009

Quote from Aboveyou:

sorry to bring the bad news, I love trading as much as the next bloke, I love the rewards and intellectual puzzle it brought to my life,
sadly, starting in November 2010 minor military conflict will escalate into a world war which will result in marshal law in USA, CA, EU, UK
we had a good run , oh and, I am not joking at all

2010 - The start of WWIII. The war will begin in November of 2010 and will end in October of 2014. Will start as a normal war, then will include usage of nuclear and chemical weapons.

2011 - Due to the radioactive showers in Northern Hemisphere - no animals or plants will be left. Muslims will begin chemical war against Europeans who are still alive.

2014 - Most of the people in this world will have skin cancer and skin related diseases. (as a result of chemical wars).

2016 - Europe is almost empty

2018 - China becomes the new world power.

2066 - During itâs attack on Rome (which is under control of the Muslims) U.S.A. uses a new method of weapons - has to do with climate change. Sharp freezing.

Thanks for the heads up, you given us just enough time to start building the escape pod. Anyone else interested sign up on the "build the escape pod" thread in the Hook Up forum.

Psst OP, don't look now but I think Nurse Ratchet is headed your way...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCOxcDcZ69o

captain_trips · Apr 17, 2009

Quote from Tide31:

It's OK, I spoke to Travolta and Xenu is sending a fleet of DC-8's with billions of Titans to counteract the threat. Just stay away from your nearest volcano.

for teh lulz?

HAIL XENU!!

we do not forgive - we do not forget

kxvid · Apr 17, 2009

Quote from Aboveyou:

sorry to bring the bad news, I love trading as much as the next bloke, I love the rewards and intellectual puzzle it brought to my life,
sadly, starting in November 2010 minor military conflict will escalate into a world war which will result in marshal law in USA, CA, EU, UK
we had a good run , oh and, I am not joking at all

2010 - The start of WWIII. The war will begin in November of 2010 and will end in October of 2014. Will start as a normal war, then will include usage of nuclear and chemical weapons.

2011 - Due to the radioactive showers in Northern Hemisphere - no animals or plants will be left. Muslims will begin chemical war against Europeans who are still alive.

2014 - Most of the people in this world will have skin cancer and skin related diseases. (as a result of chemical wars).

2016 - Europe is almost empty

2018 - China becomes the new world power.

2066 - During itâs attack on Rome (which is under control of the Muslims) U.S.A. uses a new method of weapons - has to do with climate change. Sharp freezing.

are you from godlikeproductions.com???