A thread to laugh at peoples outrage.

I wanted to start a thread so I could document all the hilarious instances of faux outrage in society today on a daily basis, please add whichever ones you come across that you find humorous.


First up we have the pussies at Michigan university, who said that showing the movie american sniper would make people on campus feel unsafe. Michigan pulled the movie at first only to bring it back now but it must be viewed in a space where "appropriate reflection can be involved."


What kind of a pussy could make it to adulthood and still not be able to get over the screening of a movie which they arent even being forced to watch? Here is some advice for you pansies who complain about this, if you dont like a movie, DONT FUCKING GO TO IT, life really isnt that difficult.




‘AMERICAN SNIPER’ SCREENING BACK ON AT UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, WITH ‘SAFEGUARDS’



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by JOHN HAYWARD9 Apr 2015149


The long, sad decline of American universities continued when the University of Michigan decided to cancel a screening of the blockbuster film American Sniper, based on protests from students that it promoted “anti-Muslim sentiment” and would make Muslim students “uncomfortable.”

Needless to say, these hopeless neurotics will be of little use when the next pair ofTsarnaev brothers come calling. They also won’t be much use for promoting American’s values of free speech and intellectual courage to the world, and I wouldn’t bet on any of them having an accurate recollection of what happened in the Iraq War.

The sad irony is that their generation will have to deal with the fallout (in every sense of the word) from Barack Obama’s train-wreck Middle East policy. Imagine how many “trigger warnings” you’d have to issue before telling these children about what Obama’s pals in Iran were doing in Iraq during the war, or showing them the latest issue of ISIS’ magazine Dabiq.

The President who won so many young votes routinely insists that terrorist insurgents have absolutely no connection whatsoever to Islam. Why would watching a movie about American soldiers fighting them in Iraq make any Muslim uncomfortable? They ought to be cheering the defeat of these fake Muslims, these vile usurpers of a peaceful religion, as loudly as anyone.

Completing this farce was the choice of replacement film: Paddington, a movie about a talking bear based on books written for toddlers. The laughter from Tehran to the Islamic State must have been deafening.

Clearly not relishing its new role as the preeminent fortress of closed minds and shuddering emotional instability, the university changed its mind and decided to show American Sniper after all, but with “safeguards:”

“An appropriate space for dialogue & reflection?” Will they have binkies and woobies there to cry into? Maybe some Paddington Bear dolls for students to hug until the realities of the War on Terror have faded from their fragile minds? Or will that be a room where some crackpot student organization hands out anti-American propaganda?

This was all too much for the university’s football coach, Jim Harbaugh:

Harbaugh’s declaration on Twitter picked up more than 17,000 re-Tweets in less than 24 hours.

The habits of mind incubated by these special-snowflake antics at American universities are poisonous. We’ve had quite enough of the culture that says you can make anything you don’t like go away by throwing a fit, thank you; it’s time for American culture to flourish once again in its place.

The culture I’m referring to doesn’t require that you go see American Sniper, or even approve of the film or its subject. It doesn’t “require” anything in the way of “correct” thought. That is the essence of intellectual freedom.

If you don’t like an idea, argue with it. That’s not the same thing as suppressing it. It’s the difference between critiquing American Sniper, and taking steps to prevent others at the university from seeing it. Cowering in abject fear from ideas you can’t handle is unworthy of college students, and of Americans. Suppressing ideas with whiny petitions is just the weak-kneed version of the “bullying” we’re all supposed to despise.

It’s also the latest in an endless string of backhanded insults at middle-class America, since the implied concern of the student protesters is that watching American Sniper will turn white kids into a mob of flag-waving rednecks who emerge from the theater looking for Arab students to harass.

This is all especially absurd given the enormous success of the film during its theatrical run. It’s not an obscure art-house documentary that most of the audience would be watching for the first time at the University of Michigan, and it’s likely that even students who haven’t already seen it have a pretty good idea of what they’re in for, given the tremendous amount of both criticism and support it received in the media.

I’d worry about the future of the country when a generation acclimated to the idea that intellectual conformity should be imposed by using mob action to crush dissenting ideas takes over, but… we’re already getting plenty of that, aren’t we? Universities (and, for that matter, high schools) should be a place where the journey to adulthood is completed. Instead, they’ve become ridiculously expensive laboratories where adolescence is prolonged indefinitely. Every faculty member and administrator complicit in this should be ashamed. The future does not belong to those who turn to Paddington Bear instead of Chris Kyle.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-govern...on-at-university-of-michigan-with-safeguards/
 
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Next up we have the people who got outraged at clorox because they said they wish there was a bleach emoticon while black emoticons were being added, and some stupid people interpreted that as they wanted to bleach black people, not that bleach just wanted to have their own emoticon.

Shame on you clorox for giving these clowns the time of day, thats the whole reason why these assholes do it. The outrage machine continues!



Clorox apologizes, deletes tweet after racial uproar

Clorox has apologized for a seemingly harmless tweet about emojis that sparked outrage on Twitter.
The tweet, which Clorox (CLX) since deleted, showed a Clorox bottle made up of the new emojisreleased by Apple (AAPL, Tech30) as part of this week's iOS 8.3 update. Clorox tweeted, "New emojis are alright but where's the bleach."

Apple's new iOS 8.3 release consists of 300 new emojis, including kissing lips, googly eyes and a smiling poop (we wish we were making that up). But they also include racially diverse emojis, including cartoon faces with brown and black skin.

In its tweet, Clorox seemed to be commenting on why bleach wasn't included among the hundreds of other household items that Apple had added to its list of emojis. But on social media, offense was taken.

"You need to clean up your PR person. Put some bleach on your distasteful marketing ideas," tweeted @DriNicole. "Black emojis were added today. Saying this implies you'd rather the emojis be only white, by adding bleach."

After taking down the tweet, Clorox followed up with an apology: "Wish we could bleach away our last tweet. Didn't mean to offend - it was meant to be about all the [toilet, bathtub and red wine] emojis that could use a clean up."

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"We apologize to the many people who thought our tweet about the new emojis was insensitive," said Molly Steinkrauss, a spokeswoman for Clorox. "It was never our intention to offend. We did not mean for this to be taken as a specific reference to the diversity emojis -- but we should have been more aware of the news around this. The tweet was meant to be light-hearted but it fell flat."

Taco Bell launched a similar -- but far less controversial -- campaign earlier this year in an attempt to rally support for a taco emoji.

In a looming update to the emoji system (for non-Apple devices), a non-profit organization called the Unicode Consortium that regulates emojis among other computer text, is considering 37 candidates for new emoticons could be added as part of a code update scheduled for June.

The finalists include racially diverse emoji faces, a zipper-mouth face, prayer beads, a cricket bat and a taco.

But no bleach.

http://money.cnn.com/2015/04/09/technology/clorox-emoji-tweet/
 
How about the feminists who go into fits of hysteria about clapping?



Feminists Suggest Replacing Clapping With Jazz Hands Because Applause Can Trigger Anxiety



LibertarianThe National Union of Students (NUS) Women Students’ Conference is all over social media today but likely not for the reasons they’d hoped for. According the NUS Twitter account: “Some delegates are requesting that we move to jazz hands rather than clapping, as it’s triggering anxiety. Please be mindful! #nuswomen15.” You read that correctly, jazz hands is preferable over clapping because clapping is triggering some student’s anxiety.

The next time the Feminist Movement is upset nobody takes them seriously and every rational person with a brain hates them, point them to this. No clapping. Its too scary. Jazz hands only. The most universally accepted form of approval is now too nerve wracking for chicks. Thats without a doubt the most ridiculous feminism claim yet. In a way its perfect. Chicks are always anxious about shit. I mean constantly nervous about everything. Nervous about work. Nervous about their friends. Nervous about what they are going to eat for dinner. Nervous about if they eat before they go to the gym. Nervous about if they dont eat before they go to the gym. Nervous about if they can drink wine after they drink beer. Nervous if they can drink liquor after they switch to the wine. Nervous letting dudes see their butthole during doggy style sex. The list goes on and on and on, and now we can put “nervous if people clap” at the very top. Like the icing on the cake. The cherry on top of your ice cream. Women get together for a big convention about the female movement and end up making more fun of themselves than any misogynists ever good.

Well done, ladies. Round of applause for you.



http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyo...z-hands-because-applause-can-trigger-anxiety/
 
Here's one for you.:D.


Biden takes toddler's pacifier, sucks on it

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Vice President Joe Biden has been accused of putting his foot in his mouth before – but a toddler's pacifier?

And not just any toddlerJasper Michael Brown Quintana is the grandson of former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg.

Jasper’s mother, Georgina Bloomberg, posted a Facebook picture Wednesday showing the bemused, 15-month-old tot apparently trying to figure out what the veep was doing sucking on his pacifier.

"What's a boy to do when the Vice President steals your pacifier?"she wrote next to the photo.

Both Biden and Michael Bloomberg were attending a Washington ceremony at which Bloomberg was formally made an Honorary Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, according to the New York Post.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/201...ddler-pacifier-sucks-on-it/?intcmp=latestnews
 
Here's one for you.:D.


Biden takes toddler's pacifier, sucks on it

bidenfbinternal61.jpg




Vice President Joe Biden has been accused of putting his foot in his mouth before – but a toddler's pacifier?

And not just any toddlerJasper Michael Brown Quintana is the grandson of former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg.

Jasper’s mother, Georgina Bloomberg, posted a Facebook picture Wednesday showing the bemused, 15-month-old tot apparently trying to figure out what the veep was doing sucking on his pacifier.

"What's a boy to do when the Vice President steals your pacifier?"she wrote next to the photo.

Both Biden and Michael Bloomberg were attending a Washington ceremony at which Bloomberg was formally made an Honorary Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, according to the New York Post.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/201...ddler-pacifier-sucks-on-it/?intcmp=latestnews


That guy is one bad heartbeat away from being president, lol. :D
 
The jazz hands thing takes the cake. The backlash to it was even funnier.


That #nuswomen15 is hilarious if you use twitter, you would think that these women would have been shamed into creating a new hashtag, but they are still using it and getting relentlessly mocked now, their man hating must have just hit epic new highs after all of this.
 
Here's one for you.:D.


Biden takes toddler's pacifier, sucks on it

bidenfbinternal61.jpg




Vice President Joe Biden has been accused of putting his foot in his mouth before – but a toddler's pacifier?

And not just any toddlerJasper Michael Brown Quintana is the grandson of former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg.

Jasper’s mother, Georgina Bloomberg, posted a Facebook picture Wednesday showing the bemused, 15-month-old tot apparently trying to figure out what the veep was doing sucking on his pacifier.

"What's a boy to do when the Vice President steals your pacifier?"she wrote next to the photo.

Both Biden and Michael Bloomberg were attending a Washington ceremony at which Bloomberg was formally made an Honorary Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, according to the New York Post.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/201...ddler-pacifier-sucks-on-it/?intcmp=latestnews

From CNN...

From the mouth of babes, Biden steals pacifier from Bloomberg grandchild
http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/10/politics/joe-biden-pacifier-bloomberg-grandson/index.html

At least a pacifier might keep Biden's mouth shut for a while.
 
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