Helloing, gentle beings of ET! I am Rahula, the community trading co-co-ordinator at the Mumbai Chai Cafe and Trading Lean-To. Until recently, only days ago, we here had collectively together all of us been trading a simple index futures system taught by the lamentedly deceased guru the Honorable Edward Toppel. All of ET is knowing of him, yes? A very great man. In this system, if pricing is up, we buy. If pricing is down, we sell. If we not can be telling of the difference, we are taking a tea break.
But we have of new become enarmored of your official ET system, the Seamless Continuing Trading. We are having numerious problems with it, not the leasting of which is that we are having no crayolas because our hungry children eat them, so we must use muddy fingers, but that is not the issuing of which we are speaking today. We have an interloper who sits on his haunches in the rain outside our lean-to. He claims to be a Buddhist mathematician, no respecter of authority save that of the glorious might of his maths, and he cackles and waves at us the attached spreading sheet of the today ES in the fiving minute format. Over and over he chants toothlessly, both thumbs plunged deeply into his belly button while his little fingers tickle his testicles, "There is no correlation twixt price and volume, tra-la!"
Can you ET-lings be explaining this to us? Later we will be showing you an even more henretical plotting of pricing change and volume per pricing which is mostly disturbing.
But we have of new become enarmored of your official ET system, the Seamless Continuing Trading. We are having numerious problems with it, not the leasting of which is that we are having no crayolas because our hungry children eat them, so we must use muddy fingers, but that is not the issuing of which we are speaking today. We have an interloper who sits on his haunches in the rain outside our lean-to. He claims to be a Buddhist mathematician, no respecter of authority save that of the glorious might of his maths, and he cackles and waves at us the attached spreading sheet of the today ES in the fiving minute format. Over and over he chants toothlessly, both thumbs plunged deeply into his belly button while his little fingers tickle his testicles, "There is no correlation twixt price and volume, tra-la!"
Can you ET-lings be explaining this to us? Later we will be showing you an even more henretical plotting of pricing change and volume per pricing which is mostly disturbing.
