Reminds me of one of my limericks from 22 years ago :A senior trader name Larry
Liked to collect lots of carry
He was rolling short some yen
And got recently canned
But found a new job in a hurry
There was a young trader from Bright,
Who blew up his account overnight,
He shorted the yen,
And then buggered a hen,
Much to Donald and Robert's delight.