A New Theory of Market Timing

Quote from Joe Doaks:

I run four volume studies, but they are all unconventional.

Based on our PM chat - please explain to the other Eter's how you use the following unconventional Volume Sudies -

1) Milliliters of urine passed during break
2) Cubic feet of flatulence passed during trading
3) Total words plied in last day's postings (diatribes) re: Jack
4) Number of threats per day from ET moderators about banning if you don't remain on topic
5) Number of ET alias's used per day

I realize you only publicly listed four, but I added the fifth after receiving a PM from Magna who monitored our PM exchange.

I think your explanation will go a long way in helping others understand your remarkable trading history.
 
Whimsy, I often suffer from lapses of consciousness, but your post has me baffled. What screen name did you PM with? I think you have me confused with Trader228, Trader666, Dalailama, Jack Hershley, et al. The only thing I have in common with them is that we are all assholes. I don't recall from your posts that you are particularly nice, either. And BTW, I am very difficult to impersonate: urbane, cultured, literate, articulate, logical, comprehensible. You know, the opposite of Jack.
 
Quote from Joe Doaks:

Whimsy, I often suffer from lapses of consciousness, but your post has me baffled. What screen name did you PM with? I think you have me confused with Trader228, Trader666, Dalailama, Jack Hershley, et al. The only thing I have in common with them is that we are all assholes. I don't recall from your posts that you are particularly nice, either. And BTW, I am very difficult to impersonate: urbane, cultured, literate, articulate, logical, comprehensible. You know, the opposite of Jack.

Joe:

You are correct. I was PMing with John Merchant about his use of volume, as in, "it speaks volumes....".

Disregard my post. I'll drop a note to the moderator to get it removed.

Once again, abject, heart-felt apologies if I caused you any befuddlement.
 
Quote from hypostomus:

MoveTimer, Joe is taking a nap. Or says he is. He's in his room with the door locked. Something about having to work off the stress of real-time coding.

Anyway, if Jack Hershey can misappropriate and bizarrely redefine a conventional trading term, so can I.

"The timing of the market"
"The market's timing"
"Market timing"

A perfectly grammatically correct English phrase compression. Cain't do that in French. You a frog?

Market timing is about using market patterns and cycles, not about Joe's, yours or mine comfort.
 
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