A New Doaks Undicator: Volatoilety

As a report on a WIP, we have tested several other near-sentient species, including teenaged girls, for their trading potential. Not surprisingly, parrots rated very high. But we found that they preferred SCT to all the systems we exposed them to, all invariably with the explanation "Polly LIKE Jack!" So attached is the beta test version of ParrotTrader. Seems that humans aren't the only species that like to parrot their trades. To the best of our knowledge, this is the first Stoplight system for SCT. We call it SCT-Light.
 

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Quote from Joe Doaks:

Duref Mudgins had me design this attached system for Downs Syndrome traders. It worked so well that he announced our plans to test it on other primates. I can preview for you now the system we are marketing as MonkeyTrader. As you can see, it is small enough to run and display on an iPhone. As it is a three bar scalping system running on one-minute data, we found that orangutans are too slow to trade it, and chimps just laugh at it and try to eat the iPhone, but capuchins have just the right eye-hand quickness and high-strung personality it takes to scalp successfully. We are in the process of installing these in zoos around the country to defray the costs of primate habitats. We plan next to try it for elephants, who like human scalpers, are used to working for peanuts. Client confidentiality is guaranteed to any ET monkeys who would care to try it out.
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LOL!!! Excellent! :D
 
Quote from Joe Doaks:

The quality of my trading owes much to my nemesis Jack Hershey and to my dear friend Spydertrader. They both know that I am constantly striving to find ways to improve the profitability of their SCT-Full and SCT-Lite. Therefore I am pleased to add to the growing list of trading Undicators an exciting new study showing when to trade and when not to. I have high hopes that this will dramatically reduce the random entry issues with their methods. I call this Undicator Volatoilety, to commemorate recent events in the markets. And before you laugh, or cry, look at it carefuly. Today I am dead serious, but tomorrrow I may be seriously dead. So respect my legacy. I leave it as an exercise to the brilliant and supportive SCT community to determine the optimum threshold and to convert this into a stoplight study. All my best to you, dear SCT friends!
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When can we expect you to release that most anticipated of Undicators...


VolaTurdity... :eek:
 
Quote from Joe Doaks:

Thank you all for your kind replies. But I am still waiting for my thanks from the SCT community.
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Some have tried to thank you in person(s), but none of the usual suspects ever bothers to show up. :D

- Spydertrader
 
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