Quote from hypostomus:
To revivify a jingoistic slogan from the '60's (of the previous century), "Don't sell America short!". We are still the world's leading producer of pornography. We design and manufacture weapons that are second to none. We have countless ways to bamboozle and fuck people with too much money and make them thank us for it. As the entertainment capital of the world we have an unparalled ability to stupefy the world's minds. We have the proven ability to make foreigners take our inflated currency, induce them to give it back to us by buying bubbly U.S. real estate at outrageous prices, and then deflate their investments away. We are demonstrably the cruelest people and nation on the planet. Soon we will be making oil out of pigshit. We are enlessly inventive, and diabolically brilliant. The REAL problem is the threat of inflation. I think you must not be from here. I'LL help YOU get rich. Buy gold.