Quote from Ghost of Cutten:
I want to know if the author has ever lived in those places, or just stayed for a few days in a 5 star hotel chain.
Retiring to cheap destinations in the 3rd world can seem appealing. Until you find your water isn't working today because of the 27th repair that year, or just because the water company is badly managed. Until you get a medical emergency and either have to stay in a 3rd world hospital next to dying broke people with infectious diseases and no hospital hygiene to speak of, and doctors who use broken english and don't treat you until you pay bribes; or pay $50k to get medivacced back home. Until you get a power cut 5 minutes before non-farm payrolls. Until you have a car accident because of the terrible driving standards and many drunk drivers outside the 1st world, then the other guy bribes the cop so that you take the rap for it. Until you have to deal with any government institution or the law. Until you realize that 3rd world crime stats are vastly underreported by local governments. Until a war or coup occurs. Until you get shaken down by traffic police for bribes, even though you weren't above the speed limit, had your seatbelt on, and were sober. Until you have to converse with fellow westerners who are out for 2 weeks to get drunk as newts and bang hookers, and think culture is watching James Toney roll around like a beached whale for 3 minutes on the latest UFC card. Until you want to speak your mind on local politics, religion, or any other matter of importance. Until you want to be able to rely on the state pension you spent decades paying for back home.
There is a reason so many people from the 3rd world want to emigrate to the west, buy property there, and send their offspring to be educated there. It's because, on balance, it's a much better place to live most of the time, for most people. IMO the 3rd world is somewhere to visit and maybe live for a while when you are young-ish and/or have a taste for adventure. It is not a great place to retire when you are old and can no longer rely 100% on your own good health, smarts, and resourcefulness.
Usually they live in a condo paid for by the company. The fellow who writes about Thailand for the Lonely Planet, lives 22 klicks from me in a decent condo - ignores 5-star hotels just like the rest of us.
As for the rest of your stuff, what can I say? Plenty. But let's start with, "just another dopey american with provincial thinking"
Americans come here for medical treatment - not only far cheaper, but the care is superior, warmer, better and the service is nonpareil. Medical, dental, you name it.
Water, electricity, food, autos, insurance, telephones, etc., etc., all the things you soooo erroneously trashed, all function very well - at a fraction of the cost. Perhaps 1-3 times per year there will be a power outage - a few minutes tops. No big deal. Yes internet is slower, but dig this, when speeds get up to 1 trillion gigs/ms, you would still not be satisfied. Me? I have high speed but would be reasonably OK with just good old dialup, hehehehe.
You live on debt, here people live on actual cash holdings for the most part. Savings are a big part of the culture in Asia. In America the culture is debt-financing, totally fckin idiotic way to live.
But the most important aspect would be missed by american ignoramusses - the happiness quotient. These people are kind, generous and considerate - the poor, which comprise a large % of the population give a whole new meaning to the term, generosity. To give to someone something of which one only has a fragment to start with, is itself so magnificent, it defies logic.
American life is a slow death week by week.
You will never know this unless you actually try living in Asia.
You are a prime candidate for change. In 2 weeks of actual living (not tourist holidaying) your ionternal ice will start to thaw and your natural spirituality and well-being will come alive week by week.
submitted by deadbroke,
qualifications: an American who
HAS lived in both spheres unlike the idiot I'm presenting this to.
Your Honor, where do you find these people?
