Please forgive my double negative. The "Never" in the first title should be replaced with "Ever."Quote from Thunderdog:
Or another personal favorite, the mystery bestseller:
"How My Dilettante Trader Daughter Won A Trading Contest While None Of My Countless Seminar Attendees Who Spent Thousands And Thousands Of Dollars And Years Of Their Lives Learning My Methods Never Even Came Close."
Which spawned:
"Things That Don't Pass The Smell Test: Using Your Brain For Fun And Profit."