59th birthday today... woot

[Darc]

From an Entertainment perspective, this Forum would be a poorer place without both Ken and Overnight.

Ken, I'm not really fussed by that Brick House Tenor. OG Ken and Pink Panther Sax were your high point.

 

[TreeFrogTrader]

Getting old and cranky lol... glad the market gapped up my vxx spxs for birthday gift.

Not to worry, as the expression goes: A man is as young as the women he feels.

Not sure how to convert women years into doll years in your case.

 

[KCalhoun]

Snowy outside brrr

 

[Frederick Foresight]

Not to worry, as the expression goes: A man is as young as the women he feels.

In Ken’s case, it gives new meaning to the term rubbernecking.

 

[Overnight]

In Ken’s case, it gives new meaning to the term rubbernecking.

Or how about that tongue twister, "Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper".

GAH!

 

[TreeFrogTrader]

In Ken’s case, it gives new meaning to the term rubbernecking.

If I had known it was Ken's birthday I might have mailed him a little sumpin'.

Because I am giver.

Fake Product Box For Pranks, Budget Blow Up Doll, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
(below)

 

[GoldDigger]

If I had known it was Ken's birthday I might have mailed him a little sumpin'.

It is not too late to send a belated birthday gift,
but Ken is too high-class and sophisticated for
such a low-budget gift as that.

Do better.

 

[TreeFrogTrader]

It is not too late to send a belated birthday gift,
but Ken is too high-class and sophisticated for
such a low-budget gift as that.

Do better.

It's the thought that counts.

 

[Cuddles]

Gift in the mail; hope you're not allergic to latex.

 

[Overnight]

If I had known it was Ken's birthday I might have mailed him a little sumpin'.

Because I am giver...

The best present would have been a male-blow-up doll for the wife, with a 10-inch cock on it.