1. The weather is cooler in Norway. There's none of this crap like in Chicago where it's so bloody hot that just walking across the parking lot from your car to the store causes you to be covered in sweat. 105 and humid? No thanks!
2. Norway is the birthplace of black metal, and just a short trip to Finland, the metal capital of the world.
3. Norway is 7 hours ahead of Chicago. I am not a morning person AT ALL. So that means that instead of the stock market opening at 8:30am, the US stock market will open at 3:30pm. So right when I'm good and awake and my brain is functioning, it will be time to trade. That's gonna be worth an extra 10% per year at least.
4. Norwegian Elkhounds, the greatest dogs in the world.
5. There are no black widows, no brown recluses, no scorpions, and no killer bees.
This is going to rock
2. Norway is the birthplace of black metal, and just a short trip to Finland, the metal capital of the world.
3. Norway is 7 hours ahead of Chicago. I am not a morning person AT ALL. So that means that instead of the stock market opening at 8:30am, the US stock market will open at 3:30pm. So right when I'm good and awake and my brain is functioning, it will be time to trade. That's gonna be worth an extra 10% per year at least.
4. Norwegian Elkhounds, the greatest dogs in the world.
5. There are no black widows, no brown recluses, no scorpions, and no killer bees.
This is going to rock


