Quote from wee man:
"Ive freely declared it many many times, decribed my whole method in detail."
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Remind me again,please.
Iv'e decided to follow your example, spanish.
Fuck this payin tax lark....
Good man..
Theres a whole range of different instruments that can be used and manipulated to certain extents in various ways so that you can leverage money out of it risk free and tax free.
Im feeling in a writey sorta mood, and as im starting a uninversity degree in march i may as well practise having to write 10000s of words,
so i will call this guide ''The way of the cockroach''.
As well all know the famous saying-
''Adapt or die'' said the cockroach to the dinosaur.
And so why live like a dinosaur with haing to do hardwork and early mornings and all that crap,
when you can instead live the life of the cockroach hehe
The way of the cockroach
1stly you need a place to live.
You want somewhere really nice and luxury in a really posh expensive area,
but you dont want to have to spend ANY of your own money on it at all.
Not a problem at all.
For those not from UK, or even those who are from UK but dont know much abouts the benefits system here allow me to explain.
As soon as you are unemployed you go on your local councils website, print off the form to claim housing benefit and council tax benefit,
fill in the pages with your name, address and basic info, and bank account details of where they need to pay your money... ect
And then just post it off to the council.
They get it, check the PAYE tax database to see if you are currently registered as employed and so paying tax,
and because you will not be as you are unemployed you claim is approved automatically,
and a few days later they send you the letter with confirmation of this,
and then every 2weeks you get the few hundred pounds transferred automatically into your bank account.
And that will just continue to go into your account by direct debit automcatically every 2weeks for however many years and years you stay alive and not paying tax,
or till you write to them saying that your circumstances have now changed.
You may be thinking ''i heard benefits people get rubbish money to live off though''.
Currently the average salary for a fulltime worker in the UK is between £15,000 - £19,000 per year, and thats before tax.
And that is only after you have done a few years training and have a such as a nurse, school teacher, airport security, supermarket manager.. ect
about 90% of lower level jobs will pay even less than that
Tax will knock of 22% of that, and then what you are left with is paid monthly.
So even someone whos got a ''higher end salary'' of £19,000 per year will only actually get £1,235 into their bank account each month after paying the tax on it.
For somone whos on £16,000 or under per year that goes under £1,000 per month after tax.
And from that they have to pay-
*However many hundred pounds the monthly train fare is,
to and from work.
*The £100-£200 per month council tax bill.
*However many hundreds of pounds per month the rent is.
In contrast the current amount of money that a single person, aged over 25, and doesn't have any kids gets paid into their bank account each month is-
£700 per month Housing benefit money.
+
(£100-£200) in the form of not having to pay any council tax as you get council tax benefit.
+
£256 per montb JSA. (pop in to the local jobcentre 2x per month for a few minutes just to sign a bit of paper to say that you went there and signed it.
Thats a total of.......
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£1,106 per month (Tax free) for doing... well doing nothing. lol
You just get it automatically into you bank each month though to keep paying for all the stuff you want.
*With no travel to work expenses.
*No early mornings.
*No having to anser to any boss or anyone at all.
*Can spend your day relaxing, working out at the gym, watching porn, wanking, eating, sleeping, sunbathing, swimming, or just doing whatever you want to do as you dont have to answer to anyone at all ever!
And if you start having children that rises up by £200 per month, PER KID.
So you have 3kids, and you are roling in the money.
However this is where the problems start, and where you need to start getting
CREATIVE,
as for people who are aged 18 - 25 they only pay you £654 per month! :eek:
But theres a VERY VERY easy and simple LEGAL way if fixing this.
A method that makes sure it breaks absolutely no laws or commits any criminal acts whatsoever.
And is covers its defences so tightly that you can walk into the council office building holding a banner saying ''i am lying to you'', and yet knowing full well that you are lying they still cant legally say anything to you or stop paying your that oney every month
(Im abit tired now so gna go watch a movie and have some hotdogs then go to sleep as ive got a long day of relaxing ahead of me tomorrow.)
But il post full details of this method tomorrow, plus other helpful info.
But for tonight il also copy and paste a little article i wrote a few months ago regarding the ebay scamming loophole......
*1stly i would just like to say that im not making this topic to promote, recruit, advocate or educate people about this scam.
The people who do want to scam people on ebay so that they get stuff for free without any legal risk will have already worked out about the loopholes that have created this scam being there.
And will already be doing it daily.
So this thread isnt intended or likely to 'recruit and teach new scammers.
(However if it does thats not a bad thing as it means theres even more incentive on ebay to do something about this to close the loopholes!!
-Ebay are FULLY and TOTALLY aware about this scam's existence.
-They know that its going on daily,
-They know that its due to the loopholes in their 2 systems that this scam exists.
And yet they conciously and actively choose to ignore it though,
and so instead are choosing to leave the loopholes open instead of closing them.
THE SCAMS
Ok there are currently 2 scams out there that are basically unavoidable and un-defendable,
ebay is fully aware of both of them and has been for nearly 2years now,
yet simply chooses to allow the loopholes to stay open so that the scams can continue.
The 1st one (much more primitive and less harsh)
About 1year ago ebay changed the rules of feedback so that ONLY buyers can leave bad feedback to sellers,
but sellers cant leave feedback to scam buyers.
(This caused a huge uproar in the ebay sellers community, and led many many ebay businesses, including the 1 that i owned,
to have to close down compeletely as we just couldnt afford to take the risks caused by this new setup and the ridiculous loopholes in it that meant EVERY SINGLE buyer can scam and blackmail you).
The 1st scam is-
1. Buyer sees you selling something, is winning bidder/or does the buy it now option, win the item, and pays you for it normally through paypal.
2. Once they recieve the item they then send you an email to your personal email address saying ''I got the item, but i feel i paid too much for it and so you can either send me a cheque/paypal payment/bank transfer for 1/2, 3/4s, or even all the money that i paid you,
or if you dont i will leave you negative feedback. And as you know if you get 3 negative feedbacks in 1month you will automatically be banned from ebay as a seller, and since you are a business
seller losing your business would be a huge problem for you. So just refund me most of the money and you wont hear from me again''.
3. You either give in to the blackmail and refund them, and then blacklist their username from ever buying from you again + make a note of their postage address so you know that when they have multiple ebay names and try do scam you again you would know that they are the same scammer (unless they give different postage addresses, which many people do as they dont want anyone knowing their home address, so they use mail-forwarding addresses).
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