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Good stuff spanish.
What business you starting up mate?
Aloha mate, nicely done on your trading btw..
Your doing extremely well recently.
And well i had slept over at my family house lastnight, cos i had gone my mates in the evening and couldnt be fked to get the train back to my flat.
And so this morning i wanted some chocolate and so i walked down the road to the petrol station.
However just opposite the petrol station on the otherside of the road is the jobcentre, and so theres always quite a few fit teenage girls hanging around outside it waiting to sign-on or looking at job posters n stuff.
And so i slowed down my walk to have a perv at them,
but as a result of not looking where i was walking i endedup falling over a stupid bucket of water that was on the floor by the car-washing bit!!
(Which made them all start giggling at me) Lol
I was lucky there was no water in it, as i was wearing my armani suit and gucci shoes so would have been in a huge rage if it had got wet or dirty! :O
But so being an opportunist / combined with being a very charismatic ambitious guy who doenst every get shy this gave me an idea of how to make some money plus get to meet some hot babes..
So i went over to the car-wash machne to check how much it was charging,
then went back over the road to a group of 3 of the fittest girls and asked them that since they were at the jobcentre would they like to earn some money...
They started lauging and asked what exactly i meant, since i must have looked like some sort of pimp all doneup in my suit with the diamond earing and necklace!
But i told them that it would just be washing cars, they would be getting about £10 per hour, and it was an extremely hot day so it would be better than them just hanging round the streets all day.
Since next to the petrol stations area theres a just an empty area about 40metres long that is just dirt-track and gravel,
no-one actually owns it, and cars sometimes queue up along it though if theres a queue for the petrol station.
So i just popped into the petrl station shop, bought 2 buckets, 4 big sponges, and some car cleaning soap liquid.
They didnt sell hoses or cardboard, but so i just popped over to tecos and bought 4 1mx1m peices of cardboard, a feltip pen, and a 15m hose pipe.
I then went back to my area next to the petrol station, wrote in big writing on each peice of cardboard (Car wash £4),
folded the bit at the bottom on them down and got a rock from the gravel to put on the cards to hold them standing up in place so cars could see them as they drove by.
And then just went to the water tap next to the gas tap (Its on the petrol stations area technically but its owned by the council and so free for the public to use)