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UPDATE 1-Shill Securities suspends Mr. Market deal
May 14, 2003 4:24:00 PM ET
Reuters: New York
Mr. Market, president and CEO of (MEAT) and (CHEES) has called off the proposed buyout of his companies by Shill Securities, inc ( SHILL). He released this announcement though his personal Spokeswoman, Ms. Alice Vulva. When asked to comment, Alice would only say Mr. Market was upset at certain content in the news release. When pressed further for comment, Alice mentioned she enjoys long walks on the beach, Camping and Shaving Mr. Markets back.
ABOUT Shill Securities: Shill is the foremost provider of false promises, self promotion and sly efforts to attract unwitting investors and traders alike by posting rates and other promises that will never be achieved.
Mr. Market is an acclaimed stock market analyst who has now made 15 consecutive profitable trades dating back to 1973.
Shill CEO, Ben Dover also refused to comment and instead asked that everyone contact contact Haywood Jablowmie, VP of Public Relations or his assistant, Ms. Wilma Dickfit.
According to unnamed sources Mr. Market was furious at “white lies” being attributed to his name in the initial press release.

Asked to comment, ,Mr. Market wrote a brief statement to TM_Direct"

mrmarket
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Registered: Oct 2002
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I laughed
until you called me a liar. I'm outta here.

Ernie
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I'm outta here.

Ernie
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Ernie? Ernie? I was sure his first name was "Mister".

Did he have any comments regarding his Broadway production? Is his acting and singing career still alive?

Or is he completely "outta here"?

Now I too am depressed .... the prospect of MrMarket evading the adoration of his public is sad beyond words.

Alice, wherever you are, we implore you. Get his spirits up. Shave that heart on his back and let him enlighten us to his truly inspirational life's story. Take him to the beach. Whatever it takes.

Meanwhile, TM...what should I do with my large position in SHIL?
Make like MrMarket and just hold it until it goes my way? (Can it EVER recover from a disappointing announcement like the one it had to endure just this afternoon?). RCA never went back to it's 1929 highs (I think MrMarket is long that one himself if my memory serves).

Peace, and sadness,
RS
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Hold your position in SHILL ...it's only a loss if you sell it...have you learned nothing from the master, Mr. market???? Shame on you to even ask it.....look at me...i learned like a good grasshopper from Mr.Market...while others are busy suing WCOM and crying over their loss...I simply continue to hold my WCOM that i bought at $6.00, so now i do not have to go through the pain and agony of taking this bitter loss.....please logon to his yahoo site again and learn his principals.:mad:
 
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After looking at this chart, I'm really interested. Does anyone have Mr. Jablowmie's phone number or email? I'd like to see about joining the Shill team!!!
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The new guy is Craven Morehead.
 
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