Only common douchebags have smartphones; some of the most successful men only carry a basic flip phone for only necessary telephone voice calls -- none of that extra silly nonsense bs app technology and stuff,
What are you talking about? A smartphone isn't about calling people, although it can do that. I use it to order cars, order products, read news, use flashlight, take pictures/video etc. Since when is "app technology" BS? Now if you were being sarcastic...