101 potential reasons for a revolution in the USA.

[Debaser82]

1. They cut cable.

 

[ElCubano]

2. They pull American Idol off the air...

 

[gnome]

3. Ban all reality TV.

 

[Ivanovich]

4. All stations air 24/7 episodes of "The Muppet Show" for three straight weeks.

 

[jonbig04]

4. Demand for Palin-like frameless glasses is overwhelming supply.

 

[crash n burn]

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5. Shut down all shopping malls

 

[datamerc]

5. $ = ¢

 

[gnome]

5. Pull all cars off the market except Hummer.

 

[Pa(b)st Prime]

Quote from ElCubano:

2. They pull American Idol off the air...

 

[gnome]

Quote from datamerc:

5. $ = ¢

If you go back to the creation of the Fed in 1913, they already did this one.