100% guaranteed way to improve your trading profits and success in life

Sounds too good to be true? Read on:

Imagine a trading technique that worked with 100% reliability.
Imagine a trading technique that actually *increased* the amount of free time you have.
Imagine a trading technique that was guaranteed to improve your productivity.
Imagine a trading technique that would *lower* your stress levels.
Imagine a trading technique that will accelerate your learning curve significantly.

In other words, imagine a trading technique that is a complete no-brainer, with no downside and numerous upsides. Even better, absolutely *anyone*, even the most rank novice, can employ it with 100% success. I personally guarantee you that this technique WILL work, EVERY single time you use it, and over the long-term will IMPROVE your trading significantly.

So, are you interested in learning about this? If enough people (e.g. 5 replies) say yes, I will post the technique right here for free. That's right - no vendoring, no adverts, no BS course to sign up to. Just the pure, unadulterated, 100% reliable TRUTH.
 
Ok, I have now had at least 5 people asking me to tell them this guaranteed technique to improve your trading and success in life. Some of you may be surprised, or even disappointed, when I tell you what it is. A few may even accuse me of deception, of wasting their time. But I can assure you, if you *actually follow the technique* in a consistent, disciplined way, you *will* achieve the benefits I promised. The technique is this:

Never read, and definitely don’t post, anything on Elitetrader.com in the Politics & Religion and Chit Chat forums.
 
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...But I can assure you, if you *actually follow the technique* in a consistent, disciplined way, you *will* achieve the benefits I promised. The technique is this:

Never read, and definitely don’t post, anything on Elitetrader.com in the Politics & Religion and Chit Chat forums.
We're all doomed. :(

I tried to leave once:

http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=83156&highlight=sabbatical+thunderdog

And just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKR3QU3dB0M
 
Quote from Cutten:

Ok, I have now had at least 5 people asking me to tell them this guaranteed technique to improve your trading and success in life. Some of you may be surprised, or even disappointed, when I tell you what it is. A few may even accuse me of deception, of wasting their time. But I can assure you, if you *actually follow the technique* in a consistent, disciplined way, you *will* achieve the benefits I promised. The technique is this:

Never read, and definitely don’t post, anything on Elitetrader.com in the Politics & Religion and Chit Chat forums.

Gee I know. Every time I am in the midst of trading I always get distracted by thinking how much I envy the logical and truthful liberals.

HAAAAAAAAAA
 
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