First, a true story. Then, a question.
Ok, here's the true story. And I swear to God this is as close to a verbatim recall as I can convey, a mere 90 minutes after it happened. Ready? Ok...
My 12 year-old nephew--bright kid, but no Little Man Tate--was talking to me about politics. Then I asked him if he'd heard of the "Robin Hood Tax." He said, "No, what's that."
So, I said: "It's a tax they'd make you pay every time you bought shares in the stock of a company."
There was a pause so, by way of tryng to be helpful, I said: "It's a little like the sales tax you pay when you buy a tube of toothpaste, except this is a sales tax when you buy a share of a company."
12 year-old: "But that's stupid."
Me: "Why?"
12 year-old: "Because when you buy toothpaste, you're going to use the toothpaste. When you buy stock, you're just going to sell it to somebody else. The guy who runs the CVS where you buy the toothpaste doesn't have to pay tax on the toothpaste he buys to sell to you. Why do you have to pay tax on a share of a company you're buying to sell to somebody else? And don't you have to pay taxes when you make money selling something anyway?"
Me: "Well, yes, but some people think that would be a good way to raise more tax money to fight climate change."
12 year-old: "How do you fight climate change by taxing people who buy stocks? Aren't you better off taxing people who drive big cars or something?"
Me: "Well, yes, but they also think it'll raise a lot of money for all sorts of good things."
12 year-old (now getting really confused): "But wait, if you have to pay a tax every time you buy a stock, then the moment you buy a stock you're losing money, which means you're not going to want to buy stocks. Which means there's no tax money. Right?"
Me (sighing): "Right."
Ok folks, here's my question:
HOW COME WHAT'S PERFECTLY CLEAR TO A 12 YEAR-OLD IS COMPLETELY OBSCURE TO THE ECONOMISTS OF THE EUROPEAN UNION?
Just thought I'd ask...