That's funny...the timing.
I just returned from the grocery and the couple in line behind me were discussing increasing their 401 contributions, with employer match, and shifting to a more aggressive fund.
A guy behind me in another line starts bragging about how he's made more money in stocks than at his job this year and he's got this "powerful" software that searches for large volume stocks to "daytrade".
I, of course, inquire as to the name of this powerful software.
The guy sizes me up in an instant (I don't look like a trader/investor)and with a condescending air states that it's very complex software provided to him by Scot*trade.
Does anyone here know the feeling of holding back a belly laugh in a public place? I think I cracked my face restraining myself.
I do feel sorry for the older couple though. I don't think they'll make it.
You can't warn them, they won't believe you.
I just returned from the grocery and the couple in line behind me were discussing increasing their 401 contributions, with employer match, and shifting to a more aggressive fund.
A guy behind me in another line starts bragging about how he's made more money in stocks than at his job this year and he's got this "powerful" software that searches for large volume stocks to "daytrade".
I, of course, inquire as to the name of this powerful software.
The guy sizes me up in an instant (I don't look like a trader/investor)and with a condescending air states that it's very complex software provided to him by Scot*trade.
Does anyone here know the feeling of holding back a belly laugh in a public place? I think I cracked my face restraining myself.
I do feel sorry for the older couple though. I don't think they'll make it.
You can't warn them, they won't believe you.