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What's the worst part about eating your vegetables? getting her back in the wheelchair.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Nutmeg and Fly are the only reasons I still come to ET. Baron should be paying these guys:D :D :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWeXpNyqOrU

a son asks his dad the difference between "theoretically" and "realistically". Dad says thats a hard one son, but i've an idea, ask your mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1 million bucks. mum says yes. now ask your sister if she would sleep with the newspaper man for 2 million bucks...

Reminds me of a story several years ago at Christmas, probably the first time I had met my then girlfriend's (now wife's) family. First the gay brother with his English boyfriend, then the country folks. Mom, Dad, little sister (little, like 30 something). We had recently "adopted" a beautiful...

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The senator and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before. To make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my...

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHO-CHALLENGED 1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear ? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia - I Don’t Know if I’ll be Home For Christmas 4. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing...

Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease 5. You never have to watch reruns on television. 4. You are always meeting new people. 3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse. 2. You can hide your own Easter eggs. 1. Mysteries are always interesting.

Don said it in his original post "Not really a joke" And he couldn't have been more truthful - there wasn't a joke in there anywhere. (It's a touching video about Alzheimer's)

I love NCAA bball, but have lost interest in the NBA. Used to love it too, but it seemed to have turned into thug ball, no D individual play. I miss the Celitcs vs Lakers vs. Sixers vs. Pistons vs. Bulls. I haven't watched a NBA game in over 5 years. Sure there is talent out there and maybe I'm...

^ Another quality post by AAA. Man, you ought to be writing for ESPN, SI or somebody. Just a Blog (whatever that is). Quality posts week in - week out. If you weren't a Redskins guy I'd buy you a beer. Keep 'em coming - do you do baseball, hockey, golf? If not you should, c'mon expand your...

Singer-songwriter Dan Fogelberg dies http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071217/ap_on_en_mu/obit_fogelberg <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cy3GHCy49Dw&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed...

As a NC State alum, I am very happy to see Mario getting some respect.

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How 'bout Carson with Bob Newhart - man there were so many greats. Piss in your pants funny. Never seen that with Leno.

I remember seeing it a long time ago and your comment brought back that memory. Here's another Carson Classic. <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/slCNTz72o4s&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed...

Tommy Smothers - "It was so cold" <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ufLMFfIIeR8&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ufLMFfIIeR8&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"...