HOLY CR##
I have looked through this thread and when I got to the screens with the women laying down and somebody put bernankes face on there. I am almost crying that is so FFFFiiinnn funny I cant stand it.
I seen somebody just mention they r learning to hedge with futures. I am doing this as well and found this article to be helpful.
http://mediaserver.thinkorswim.com/transcripts/June222005_Hedging_With_Futures.pdf