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When I was undergoing the choking fit, i evacuated the green tea and could barely, perceptibly breathe for a moment (like thru a straw) and then the nuts shifted and closed off the airway. The panic is real.

var by tick. https://www.dropbox.com/s/7qjr27qvt2kjydo/2023-03-17_11-58-54%20var%20noon%20pdt.mp4?dl=0

So weird!

Sorry to hear. If I'd just left open pos I'd be down around 0.25% Position-data in excel shows down 38beeps basis mid. Var is like $2K on what's showing.

I will show PNL bubbles at the close. QQQ skew lock traded to close pos. Slight beta-outperformance but lower. mIRA so FRC position is cash-secured puts (largest TDA account). The should go off marked to cab but it's a small position. AAPL is a large skew lock so I eat a lot of comms on day1. A...

Well, taken out in two parts but the x-ray showed it was whole before removal.

Why don't you cover it with your FEC monies.

We have a VitaMix and the Instant Pot. I am not a fan of liquified meals, so Steph is making me various soups today. Instant Pot is awesome.

Fck, this is a horror story!

On a dime. I had a mouthful of green tea as well. Sprayed everywhere. Finn was playing Tarkov and had located some super special thing on the map. Haha he had cleared the lobby of all but two guys so he was happy that he wasn't looted while AFK. "I'm in the middle of a match" to "stop fcking...

We did rounds with the attending at Cook County when I was a second year. Dude comes in sht-faced and has a uneaten hot dog lodged below the trachea and upper esophageal sphincter. He can breathe but obv uncomfortable. I didn't witness the removal but saw the hot dog later. It was whole. It was...

(emphatically) Fed-funds will not exceed 5.00 (4.75-5.25 target) in 2023.

I will post my cash totals x ticker at the close. I will not discuss positions/structures. I have three accounts at (TDA) which track my Prime acct; mIRA (biggest), joint PM (wife's old account) and RegT solo. I have a couple skew lock expirations tomorrow so microstructure will be an issue. No...

I bot 20 cans of ghetto soups; chicken noodle low cal Progresso, Chunky, etc.

I had this RSV or whatever which caused a lot coughing on the day I left LV. They said it could have been caused by violent coughing, but more likely to be the choking episode. OMG liquid diet?! Strained chicken soup and protein shakes. Dafuq, Mate.

Had an endoscopy and it's a "Mallory-Weiss tear" which I'd never heard of happening to anyone. I am on a liquid diet for a week and then a follow up. F this.

Elderly?!

Funny that they don't call it the Heimlich any longer, so he schooled me on that after admonishing me. Have progeny or chew your food. Preferably both. Thanks.

Thanks, my man!

I can tell you that I had exhaled fully (out the nose) so I went tunnel vision maybe 40-seconds in to the event. Almost no time to act. If nobody had been home I'd be a corpse. The guy I'd "saved" was so hungry waiting for lunch that he was eating handfuls of popcorn at the restaurant which...