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  1. Humpy

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    My mate Sponge says he has got me a date with a Russian girl. Think he said her name is Knickersoffski. Sounds promising.
  2. Humpy

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    They reckon most of the perverts come from Feel-a-Delphia
  3. Humpy

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    Mr smooth came from Shit an go
  4. Humpy

    Zulutrade - autotrading forex with signals

    Looks much like the old version. My manual SP account got off to a rocky start but is ranked at 8,000+ :eek:
  5. Humpy

    PhD in the area of trading strategies

    A Greek journalist this week narrowly escaped being sent to jail for exposing 2,000 Greeks with Swiss bank accounts and thus avoiding tax !! In Italy tax evading is a national sport. Will someone dare leak the other hot money accounts ( 3rd world dictators, organised crime etc.) ? I doubt it.
  6. Humpy

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    What did Dela ware ?
  7. Humpy

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    Maybe it was Big G's idea of a wash and blow dry ?
  8. Humpy

    Zulutrade - autotrading forex with signals

    I was just getting used to the old one !
  9. Humpy

    1/4% Tax on all stock trades pushed in NY Times today

    It just shows the quality of politicians that CRAPOCRACY delivers !! What some are really saying is- give us a big enough bribe and we won't push this load of bollocks ! Some people !!
  10. Humpy

    Zulutrade - autotrading forex with signals

    2 extra no s. Looks like you were right. Some haven't replied yet though. Giving them a week before chasing them up a bit.
  11. Humpy

    Zulutrade - autotrading forex with signals

    Update 12 no s so far 13 undelivered i.e. not a dotcom company Has just one got the gumption to say yes ? We shall see which are the Manchester Uniteds and which are the droppings at the bottom of the cage soon.
  12. Humpy

    Zulutrade - autotrading forex with signals

    It would only take one to be customer helpful to force the lazier rest to compete imho
  13. Humpy

    Exchanges Will be Closed on Monday

    :eek:
  14. Humpy

    Zulutrade - autotrading forex with signals

    I will let you know if they answer.
  15. Humpy

    Zulutrade - autotrading forex with signals

    No kidding. I have written to them all. As it is the weekend some have written back on a computerized email system either saying they will reply fuller or no they don't. A few have been rejected. here is my letter. Dear sirs or madam, I have been trading for some years now, but would like...
  16. Humpy

    EU - where is it going next?

    On to the rustbelt. A city called Garry - falling down, empty houses with broken windows. dear oh dear. Built by US Steel but now trying to survive. Think I will watch something else as it's so depressing.
  17. Humpy

    EU - where is it going next?

    Now we are on to the Mormons and their magic underpants !! Only in America er sorry they are sacred underpants. Very Romney
  18. Humpy

    EU - where is it going next?

    Don't worry yourself about our sheds. I am watching an interesting programme on the telly about your politics. Our intrepid journalist has reached the bible belt. Not keen on Obama mainly. Did you know there are 27 candidates for the Presidency ? 40 million Americans are uninsured...
  19. Humpy

    EU - where is it going next?

    They are calling the whole European fiasco - the Brussel's drain ! The makers and supporters of it should be in Court explaining why it's not their fault, as they shift shedloads of our money into their own pockets !
  20. Humpy

    Jokes 2

    Today's Stock Market Report Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators...
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