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In summary I think Socialism is fairer than Capitalism which only considers money money and more money, no matter who else suffers or is hurt ! Socialism may occupy the moral high ground BUT and there is an almighty BUT Socialism is uncompetitive and leads to bankruptcy. You can't eat...

A Wall Street Wizard was interviewed on the TV and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night. A Californian Flower Power Lady, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, she says, "Dude, if I'm not bein' too forward, I'd love to have sex...

Sort of amusing to see US fatcats trying to cosy up to Beijing. They gonna keep themselves rolling in wealth post USA dominance, no matter at whose cost. At least you guys haven't been lumbered with 1960s Marxist/Leninist incompetents we got here Our top man Mr. Dump ( err Brown )...

Americans are "going to have to go back to living within our means." Does that mean no more triple helpings of French fries and extra big Macs ? Oh Lordy whats the world coming to ? I'se nearly down to me last billion :D

What he really means is that things are going to be in very short supply for the vast majority at the bottom of the heap. Won't affect the fatcats around the top layer tho !!

A quick fix and "final solution" to this problem is for the US to say that after 1st june 2010 the tax havens can keep ALL their US tax depositors money !! There might well be a rush of blood to the US collective conscience and a flood of money back to the USA where it belongs :D

Those that will object are:- 1. Organised crime 2. Corrupt dictators 3. Somali pirates 4. Those wanting others to shoulder their tax obligations 5. And other various assorted crooks

WELL REALLY !! Pull your heads outa the sand fellas If 99% of the world's experts say there is a problem then I am inclined to believe them I won't be still around to say I told you so, but come on - our kids will be. Lets hope they jump up and down on you

The Indians usually display more common sense !! The current prediction is a sea rise of 6 metres by 2050 This puts MOST major cities under water !! including New York How can people be so criminally stupid to ignore this catastrophe ?

There was this tragic accident on the LA freeway but only 1 fatality. This was back in the 60s. He was dreadfully brain damaged but just made it to the Pearly Gates. St Peter was having a bad day. You can’t get in buddy look at the state of you. And besides he was feeling the strain and...

A woman goes to visit with her son for a few days. Her son is living with his friend -they are gay, but desperate not to have her find out. The visit goes well, they go out and about and have lots of fun and laughs. Anyhow, the day of departure arrives and Mom heads off back home. About a...

Back in the ole days when there was a trading floor Two traders are on the floor when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The...

Reminds me of that Clint Eastwood cowboy film where he sets one leading power group against the other and collects both ways.

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Seeing that times are hard for some, it could be a good idea to start your own business togethor with trading - locally if you are short of money. Lets have some ideas To kick off with an idea one could start one's own garden maintenance business with a few basic tools and those of...

Why not get stuck in buddy and become a regular arsehole ? Amongst the chaff there is some wheat

While on his morning walk, the new President Barack Obama falls over, has a heart attack and dies because the accident and emergency dept at his nearest hospital is too understaffed to treat him in time. So his soul arrives in Heaven and he is met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Welcome...

oh yea I should have looked back a bit further - SORRY No need to opt for my tried and tested system after all Have a nice day

In a word - HOPELESS find a mentor, system, a magic wand or some thing OK so feeling sorry for you, here is a system right up yours Take note of the side your wife is sleeping. If away from you or towards you. That will give you the direction for the coming day good luck PS if she...

If the "illegals" suddenly disappeared, wages at the bottom of the heap would treble overnight. Who else would clear the garbage for peanuts