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  1. Humpy

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    I had lunch with Gary Kasparov last week. Took him 2 hours to pass the f*****g salt
  2. Humpy

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    Q. What happens when a banker and a hooker spend the night togethor ? A. Next morning the banker wants the hooker to accept an i.o.u.
  3. Humpy

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    INSTALLING A WIFE Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the compliments and bed applications, which operated flawlessly under Girlfriend 5.0. In addition, Wife 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable...
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    "His worth has fallen to about $4 million from a peak of about $100 million."

    Rumour has it that he had a facial - could this be him ?
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    The end of tax heavens

    I expect Don Antonio of the US mafia would second that !!
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    Oil at $5 - $10 a barrel ?

    Quite a lot of stuff on Google e.g. Socionomics From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search This article has no lead section. To comply with Wikipedia's lead section guidelines, one should be written. See the lead section guide to make sure the introduction...
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    Oil at $5 - $10 a barrel ?

    According to Bloomers, Robert Prechter sees oil falling to $5 - $10 a barrel !! Is he a nut or is it worth taking note of his opinion ? Anyone heard of him ?
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    Europe Socialism vs. American Socialism. Europe for all, America for a few.

    Oh yes a rare depth of insight (btw that was my line about morality - glad you liked it )
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    Europe Socialism vs. American Socialism. Europe for all, America for a few.

    Right on there's Alcatraz, Devil's island off Guiana and perhaps Mars when they get around to it. Australia seems occupied at the mo
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    Europe Socialism vs. American Socialism. Europe for all, America for a few.

    In the UK about 70% of convicted criminals re-offend and that's the ones that are caught ! Obviously a great big re-think is needed. The present system of sending them to jail for a while is hopeless. Many come out having learnt to become more sophisticated criminals. Prisons are aptly named...
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    What will happen to Big 3 after "cash for clunker" expires?

    Could just throw in the towel and give up I suppose ? OR show a bit of enterprise and grit, ya soppy lot
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    Europe Socialism vs. American Socialism. Europe for all, America for a few.

    They could "ring fence" Afghanistan and empty all the jails straight into that place. Anyone who survives the homebased lunatics with guns, for the duration of their sentence deserves a second chance.
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    Europe Socialism vs. American Socialism. Europe for all, America for a few.

    You would if your salary and perks had dropped from 7 figures to only 6 - oh the pain !!
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    What will happen to Big 3 after "cash for clunker" expires?

    The exact same happened to the British auto industry decades ago and it died ! 1.The mediocre talented executives were over paid. 2. The workforce were poorly paid ( by comparison to top execs ) and poorly managed so they got stroppy. 3. The foreign competition produced better cars Its a...
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    What will happen to Big 3 after "cash for clunker" expires?

    Perhaps rule that only hybrid cars can be sold after 2010 ? And then on to all electric vehicles ! That should annoy the oil producers imho The big 3 could turn into the 3 midgets if they don't get a move on
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    TRUE STORY We have a TV programme in the UK, called Dragon’s Den, where inventors try to get investment into their start-up businesses from a group of 5 multi-millionaires. One new product was a plastic penis for women so they can pee standing up. The sales pitch included a tale from...
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    How many of the 'Market Wizards' blew up?

    I reckon it was a good call because if the Fed had tightened up the rules of not lending vast amounts to losers then the whole planet would not have been affected later. The bubble had 20 years to mature and fester. I think RD stopped trading about then but what he did next I would be...
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    How many of the 'Market Wizards' blew up?

    Interesting to read the interview with Richard Dennis. He was warning about the credit crunch way back in 1988 !! Looks like traders do have some insight into the fundamentalist future forecast. How right he was. Pity Clinton and Bush took no notice. That goes for Greenspan and Bernanke...
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    Europe Socialism vs. American Socialism. Europe for all, America for a few.

    We in the West desperately need to upgrade our business/political systems BEFORE more damage is done and "kung hai fat choi" to you too
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    Big Texas bank on verge of failure

    Let's hope Bush & Co are amongst the debris. I expect Joe Sixpack will pick up the pieces as ever. Why he doesn't raise his voice a lot more beats me. Still brainwashed or bought by the money grubbers I suppose lol
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