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  1. Humpy

    Jokes 2

    Talking of nomes, I mean gnomes. No not the garden sort. The world's top financial gnomes are meeting in Davos right now. What do you call a collection of gnomes ? A party ?
  2. Humpy

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    Tourist in Rue de Fifi Excuse me madame Oui ? I want, I want er er but I only have 10 francs Hey Louis get les deux vaches ready. Yes sir right around the back
  3. Humpy

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    and THE HollYWOOD CORPORATION You gotta 'em on da red carpet all dressed up when dey start leaking white stuff
  4. Humpy

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    ha ha still funny but you forgot THE HISPANIC CORPORATION zzzzzzzzzz go away its siesta time. Come back maniana
  5. Humpy

    Why not just reduce taxes for poorer people

    How about this for an idea. For instance if California decided that it doesn't like the amount of tax it pays to the IRS then:- they create their own currency i.e. Cali dollars. Making this new Cali $ = 2 US $ thereby halving their tax contribution overnight.
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    Why not just reduce taxes for poorer people

    Consider if you will Q.Which is supposedly the richest country in the world ? A. the usa Q. which is the richest state in the usa ? A. California Q.So how come California is teatering on the brink of bankruptcy ? A. People dont want to pay their taxes. What happens in Cali today...
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    Why not just reduce taxes for poorer people

    OK so as not to ignore your goodself any longer consider these points. If you don't tax the poor then:- 1. Someone else has to pay more for Army, politicians etc. 2. If the poor suddenly have extra money in their pockets, are they going to pay off the mortgage ? Ok a few will, but mostly they...
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    Why not just reduce taxes for poorer people

    As someone pointed out to make the rich work more they get paid more but to make the poor work more you pay them less
  9. Humpy

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    nor would the undertaker. He wouldn't be able to put the lid on :D
  10. Humpy

    Why not just reduce taxes for poorer people

    taxes for the poor is a bit like the 3 card trick. They redistribute the money and take a big chunk of it for themselves - all legal of course. But then consider who were the silly sods who voted them in in the first place ? oh boy the costs of keeping up your own golf course, swimming pool...
  11. Humpy

    Best indicators ?????????????

    Thx Kon - interesting view. I tend to use the shotgun ( scattergun ) approach with 13 indicators.
  12. Humpy

    Best indicators ?????????????

    I see there are some that share the notion that indicators of indicators is a no-win decreasing returns but try dropping the stochastic oscillator indicator on the Macd indicator. Surprisingly it is quicker than the Macd ! Perhaps there are some others too ?
  13. Humpy

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    I loved a similiar quote from George Best ( one of the greats of soccer ) where he said something like I spent loads of money on women and drink and wasted the rest
  14. Humpy

    Best indicators ?????????????

    I do wish Jack you would take your war off somewhere else ?? This thread seems to have become another of your battlegrounds, It was meant to be an interesting discussion of indicators so Hasta la vista
  15. Humpy

    CIA found a financial solution to US debt. About freakin time

    I guess you may mean spheroid the answer is no. More like a rugby ball.
  16. Humpy

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    Sarah Palin and Nancy Pelosi decide to go out to the countryside for a picnic. They grab their bikes and start cycling. As chance would have it they cycled through the old part of town. Nancy was ahead and then Sarah puts in a spurt to lead by 10 yards. I came first says Sarah. Oh no you didn't...
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    CIA found a financial solution to US debt. About freakin time

    Close enough for a coconut I reckon The surface area of a sphere is given by the formula A= 4piRsquared This formula was first derived by Archimedes. I think spheroid might be slightly more accuarate tho
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    Best indicators ?????????????

    The interesting bits Jack seem to me to be 1." bar volatility is greater than trending slope" 2.concentrating on P and V But can't see anything on your chart tho, except grid lines
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    CIA found a financial solution to US debt. About freakin time

    er no Jonny it isn't I'll give you a hint, the word begins with s and the second letter isn't h
  20. Humpy

    Best indicators ?????????????

    Can't speak for the Moderator but this thread starter never edited your post. Feel free to enlighten at least me with your revelations Jack
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