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  1. Humpy

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    That guy in the shiny suits Jay Limo doesn't come cheap
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    The NYSE and the Deutche Boerse merged last week Don't vorry says chief of German stock exchange "ve are spending $20m to acquire a sense of humour too" and rumours of ships being loaded up with Panzer tanks is entirely untrue
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    It's too bad Arnold Schwarzenegger had this little misunderstanding because English isn't his native language. He told Maria that their housekeeper wanted a raise. Maria said, "Screw her." Any simple-minded, semi-literate Austrian could have made the same mistake, right? And that's how...
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    Sorry I didn't invite you guys to the party last weekend but just look what you did to my pad after the last one.
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    I thought of posting this one to the Parish magazine but decided you guys might appreciate it more.
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    Geithner says hard times to continue for many

    The worm may turn one fine day oh yes Didn't the head honcho of the world's banking system get taken down by a chambermaid in NY just recently ? The general public may never know who paid what, to who, to accomplish this feat but you never know. Another mighty man got hurt last wek in...
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    Geithner says hard times to continue for many

    The rich have always screwed the poor - so what's new The only difference in the USA is, they are respected for it. Mention a word like fair or justice and that's the end for you loser boy. BTW have you seen that thread by a 14 year old ? By the time he is 40 he should own most of North...
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    What does the new society organizing pattern for the world look like?

    The Jewish lobby treats America like it's own attack dog but:- 1. The muslim states have an awful lot of oil 2. Are willing to attack the friends of Israel.
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    What does the new society organizing pattern for the world look like?

    Nor am I anti Jewish but they behave so badly. You would think they might have learned something after 2,000 years of persecution. But sadly not so
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    What does the new society organizing pattern for the world look like?

    Only 1 point of interest and that is THE major reason for US troubles. The US needs to get Israel off it's back. Most of the anti US problems are because of the USA's love affair with Israel. Even tho they steal other people's land etc.the USA can't say NO. It's not only pathetic but ruinous.
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    What does the new society organizing pattern for the world look like?

    Some interesting thoughts and observations here. Mostly around democracy and not too positive but not able to provide a better alternative. Look where it got the Greeks and they invented it. As it is, democracy fails. And why:- 1. The voters are swayed this way and that, not so much on...
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    Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but I...
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    Don't suppose that would be a first :)
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    Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said,"Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said,"How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they...
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    Better Lives for Mexicans Cut Allure of Going North

    Think of it this way - under my proposals the USA is swopping it's useless junkies for some that are willing to work at wages no northener would consider. Well if that isn't a dream deal ( the junkies won't contribute much and cost a lot ) then consider this - the USA is a nation of...
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    Better Lives for Mexicans Cut Allure of Going North

    If you can't see that then let's hope the politicians are not as blinkered in their ignorance as you immigrants are prepared to work for very low wages AND they have to have somewhere to live QED It is called supply and demand
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    Better Lives for Mexicans Cut Allure of Going North

    Instead of all that drug's money going to criminals the Mexican Govt could use it to rehab some junkies and other good causes like free contraceptive pills - regardless of what that dope in the Vatican says !! The tourist industry would boom too
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    Better Lives for Mexicans Cut Allure of Going North

    Looking in from afar 1. The USA should allow immigration from an economic point of view. The immigrants keep wages low and increase property prices. All those empty homes could be filled and the property market could recover. 2. The drug war in Mexico is lost. The sooner the Mexican...
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    A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, "We can't ship your new order until you pay for the last one."...
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    Republicans: Trillions Could Be Cut from Budget if We Eliminate Empathy

    I would also like to wish you all a Happy 4th July Fun today and back to work tomorrow
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