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Know what Jim would be doing if he were alive today? Clawing at the inside of his coffin. :D

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Typical libtard - a liar. 27 lives lost to fires, same number as died in Pintos due to transmission problems. 2 million cars produced. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Pinto

Didya hear about the time that The Onion ran a "story" about how the NK leader was voted as the Sexiest Man Alive and some Chinese paper ran with the story not realizing it was fake? http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/377324/North-Korea-s-boy-leader-Kim-Jong-un-turns-nasty

If raising the MW to $9 is a good idea, but $10 is better, how about $20? Why not? Heck, let's go with a solid benjie, $100 an hour minimum wage! We can vote ourselves rich! And while we are making our lives perfect with these awesome laws, we should outlaw hurricanes, tornadoes and other...

Dated a pharm babe once. It is amazing how many people take all kinds of drugs. Especially doctors and nurses - they are drugged up to the gills.

Caffeine, colon, coffee - all start with C. Coincidence? I don't think so! :D

LOL, I hereby nominate this as the best line of the month!

Some hackers managed to activate a television channels alert system to warn of a zombie apocalypse. TV station hacker warns of zombies in Montana http://news.yahoo.com/tv-station-hacker-warns-zombies-montana-002641825.html The killer part is the last sentence: Yes, people actually...

Yesterday I saw a lady with a fake fur on, so I pretended to spit on her. Then today, someone pointed to my leather coat and said "a cow was murdered for that jacket!" "Hmmm, I didn't realize there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you, too."

UEB!="being paid simply to find work". Better to say "being paid simply to not work" as that pay stops the moment they start working.

It's only fraud if they are voting for less government. ;)

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. . . You mean, just like the LAPD?

The obvious solution has two parts: More government subsidies and More education for everyone That'll keep this curve going strong!

I remember this cheer from grade school: Rah rah ree Kick `em in the knee Rah rah ras Kick 1em in the. . . other knee

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/currency-wars-return-1930s-style-112250941.html

They are pregnant. :D

How about changing the ignore list to a double ignore list? Put someone on your ignore list and not only do you never see their posts, they cannot see yours. And just as you cannot see threads started by people on your ignore list, they cannot see threads you start.

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2013/01/31/3825116/police-fla-man-arrested-after.html