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Nope. IB is a great broker imo. I have two accounts there and have made thousands of stock, option and futures trades over the years. And many account withdrawals and deposits. Very few problems. Good trading to you and all. :cool:

On a related note, a musical interlude from Adam Sandler: Ode to My Car Here we go Piece of sh*t car I got a piece of sh*t car That f**kin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are f**king shot And my seatbelt's f**king broken I...

There was a rumor they were also going to kidnap Cramer. They were going to demand $10,000,000 to NOT return him. Would be worth every penny... :p

http://dlmf.nist.gov/about/Events/casella-2001-04.pdf

Jack is a trading and flying machine! None of you schmucks is worthy...

Shorted at 44.58. Probably lose my a$$. The short side has been an upstream swim for me lately. Call me a Salmon!!! :D Good luck to all. :cool:

Yep, still works! Funny, I can't remember ANYTHING getting deleted from Chit Chat before. Even the most vile things imaginable stay right here. But when you post a pic of Surfy...poof. :confused: Weird. :p

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In this case, Carp are considered an invasive pest in CA waters.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04092007/news/columnists/kid_i_d__thief_in_1m_stock_crock_columnists_murray_weiss.htm

Carp are actually legal to shoot in California. You must have a fishing license and of course use a bow and arrow (with line spool) rig. But who the heck would wanna eat the things... :D

damn daytraders steal ya blind... :p

Empirical evidence from ET posts suggests that, yes, being a complete idiot helps. For reference, examine any post by Wayne Gibbous...

You've got nothing to worry about, Leon...

Yep. I took a business elective to take a break from ball busting EE classes, and the girls that were in there - hot! Most girls in engineering, if you actually had one in any of your classes, were kinda ugh-lee...

Dow 13,136.14 +73.23 (0.56%) Oh thank God! BlueStreek is BACK!!! Absolutely, incredibly, amazing! The best market fade ET, no - THE WORLD - has ever seen!!! :p

Selling an option at zero prem? No prob. Just make it up with the volume! :D

You heard wrong, Spammy! IB is a very reliable low-cost broker. Very innovative, with many many great features. Everybody else is just struggling to catch up, hence these "Bash-and-Spam" threads. Does IB occasionally have problems? Of course. What broker doesn't? Been with them for...

Yeah, I was amazed at that performance too. Sim or not, or lucky or not, it was still awesome for that short of time span. Bet that guy and his family wished he had done it with real money. But of course, that's when you get wiped out! Good luck to all. :cool:

I wonder if the problems are regional for you and the others that experience pinkouts? Could it mostly be West Coast connections to IB? (But who knows how all of the different ISPs route...) I live in California but I connect to IB thru HughesNet Satellite and my Op Center (where the IP...